Whores of Dublin - Celtic Woman Parody

SATIRE of the types of music on Celtic Woman, Riverdance and other new age style neo-medieval folk music. Music written and sung by Juliet Jeske. Filmed by Lynn Craig, edited on imovie. Entire video filmed in New York City at the Cloisters.

It was raining on us the whole time. Shot, edited and uploaded in one day!

I love Irish Music and the whole nine yards, but I make fun of everything and traditional folk songs are DARK, lots of murder and death!

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Lyrics because you begged for them

I Shall wait for the Sailors down by the sea
And hope that many of them might fancy Me
For I am so poor that I am nearly starved
So If you like it here we will do it in the Marsh

Chorus
Cried the Whores of Dublin
Cried the Whores of Dublin
Ah dear lads I am a whore

I will polish your knob I will scuttle your clackers
You can come right in the front or in the backers
I will gobble your lad I will give you a bag of swag
You won't deny I am the best you've ever had

Chorus
Cried the whores of Dublin
Cried the whores of Dublin
Ah dear lads I am a whore

I will knock the whole off with a grip of me minge
I will play your flute or you can kick me back doors in
I will eat your barse slow or you can have all me giblets
Just as long as you give me a shilling or some trinkets

Chorus
Cried the Whores of Dublin
Cried the Whores of Dublin
Ah dear lads I am a Whore

For I hope that one day when the Lord will judge me
And decide to forgive me for my sins and don't you see
That my husband did die from the clap and disease
And left me with seven babes and many mouths to feed

Chorus
Cried the Whores of Dublin
Cried the Whores of Dublin
Ahh dear lad
Ahh dear lad
I'm a whore

Copyright 2008 Juliet Jeske

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[bmar352]

This is hilarious and you have a very nice voice.

You mentioned the story about the girl who gets killed by her sister and turned into a fiddle. One of the members of Celtic Woman (Meav) actually has a song about that on one cd.

[Julietjeske]

See most of you guys get the joke! You have to actually know folk music to understand it. And then there are those who think I am personally attacking the performers, which I am NOT! Sheesh!

[bweber2k]

Nice, now do a parody of the 18th, 19th and twentieth century Irish rebellions against England.

[LaSheefra]

@Julietjeske The fact that you say Minge is just genius. well sone, its brilliant.

[Isus1]

@Julietjeske You're fucking brilliant. But for the record the English are far bigger slags than my mickians

[Isus1]

The Backer lol!

[BPokrJac]

I LOVE IT! Lmfao. Please make another I'm begging you pretty please with a cherry on top.

[ajentsm1th]

This is gas great craic!!! Anyone that can't find the humour in it has never heard of Ding Dong Denny O'Reily. If we cant take the piss out of ourselves we have no right to take it out of any of ya. In the words of me gran if ya dont like it fekk off ya fekkin idjit

[232323C]

punish my knob!!!! lol

[hOrn3t666]

Actually this isn't very funny, I could only muster a smirk. Everyone is a whore.

[Xarfax321]

The funny part is that this could really pass off as a "real" celtic orchestra. :D

[Julietjeske]

@JosefRaddy I learned about them in college, you could probably find some in a google search. You have to find AUTHENTIC folk songs. I had books full of them, and they are not satire, but the real deal. There is a real one about how the lovers not only kill another woman, but turn her hip bones into a lute and then when they play it her ghost comes back and haunts them. Lots of revenge and death!