DiRT: Origin of the Feces

Are you planning on buying "DiRT: Origin of the Species"?
You might wanna take a look at this video first. The game looks like something made on an old laptop where the developer used FPSCreator or darkBasic and just thought "Damn, where am I gonna get some sounds for weapons? Meh! I'll just copy them from my favorite game, Counter-Strike, I'm so 1337 with Ctrl-C!"

Packed full of bugs, what could have made this game a little better were if the controls made any sense. I mean, you can re-define the controls but the movement just doesn't feel right at all. The graphics are OLD except some blurry effects and whatnot. The voices? I don't wanna imagine what amount of money it must have taken to get FEMALES to voice for this game.
I wouldn't waste my money or even bandwidth *YARR* on this game if I were you.

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[voltz15]

I detect one hell of a duke nuke'em vibe in this. Aside from this, does it include any of that starforce crap?

[McKack]

No that would have exceeded the developers budget with OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

[stephanb123]

Noob alert noob alert! Play the game before you judge it...I dont think it was designed for the mass market noobs;-)

[McKack]

I played it. And this game doesn't fit nor deserve any kind of market.

Per your definition a noob is a person that plays games developed by the "big guys"? You don't happen to be an anarchist by any chance?

[ACTIONsatisfaction]

this game sucks.

[McKack]

indeed, it sucks up up away and beyond

[ArknineYT]

I think it looks oddly amusing.

[onexero1]

It looks like one of those games you see someone playing in a movie. You can tell it's not a real game, plus they're playing it with a sega genesis controller.

[QW3RTE]

@lmperia maybe thats exactly what they want you to do...

[HEADSHOTASSASIN]

@voltz15 I am confuzzled. So you were not bitching about Duke? Well if not then whatever it's cool but i still think this game looks sweet. I have a thing for female protagonists. Anyone else who has this also check out DreamKiller.

[voltz15]

@HEADSHOTASSASIN LOL!! A grammar nazi? C'mon get real....

I guess at some point I'm gonna have to try out those two games you mentioned. :D

[HEADSHOTASSASIN]

@voltz15 Get it right It's Duke Nukem not Nuke'em. In your effort to show how amazing you are at spelling you spelled it wrong. Also Duke was a great game and still is. May i ask have you ever played the series? Because if you have only ever played Time to kill or Land of the babes then you can just go ahead and shut the fuck up. Besides i think this looks pretty cool. You have all been spoiled with shit like Halo and GOW (Which suck by the way)

[squishless]

I got bored quickly but it's not that bad.

[Mryogi1944]

Gracias por tu orientacion, ya no lo comprare....

[lmperia]

hm.. gonna give it a try lol maybe a waste of time

[u2konline]

I bought the game, and i like it. 4/5 stars. The visuals are amazing, good action too. I am a sucker for buget games and i enjoy them, so you know.