The Eye of Argon - Chapter One

A dramatic reading of the first chapter of Jim Theis' "Eye of Argon". Outtake at the end.

I hadn't planned to do any more of this, but there are seven more chapters. If you dare. Full text available from http://www.ansible.co.uk/misc/eyeargon.html

Narrated by James Barlow
http://www.jamesbarlow.co.uk

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• fantasy
• theis
• argon
• barbarian
• grignr
• outtake
• fiction

[SgtHydra]

You really, really need to get a career in narrating audiobooks.

Srsly.

You actually made this sound epic, which is a feat in itself.

I DEMAND A CHAPTER TWO!

[nivarion]

You know, hearing this spoken seriously made me realize something about it. It's almost, almost, in iambic pentameter. If he used less words, less saidisms and got it into iambic it would actually be pretty fun to listen to. :D

[brigbjones]

i almost couldn't do it......

[zephronias]

Oh my God, I can't stop laughing! Well done, you, for managing to wait until the end before breaking! XD

[shitsululu]

I think my eyes glazed over at around the 2 minute mark... XD

[xtremereggae]

<3 "rumoured to contain hordes of plunder and many young wenches for any man who has the backbone to rest them away"

[streamingmadly]

Might almost be from a lost operetta by Gilburt and Sullivan.

[australopithecus]

Verrily! A truley lithe, opaque reading!

[ABookwormAndProud]

The pictures made me happy =D

[Salt0fTheEarth]

I love your voice

*subsribed*

[theowlsarefun]

Words words words words, words words words. Words, words, words words words words. Words words, words words words, words.