Pocket Ninjas - Shitcase Cinema review

A look at Pocket Ninjas. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem to overlook.

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• ninjas
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• review
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• harrison
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[VitoPossilipo]

Khobra Khan was also the name of a Masters of the Universe figure.

[shitcasecinema]

@VitoPossilipo You're right there, well spotted.

[Keeponrockin404]

You haven't given a one since Body Melt, and you say those are the worst films you've seen. But you rated Bloodrayne a 0.1, so doesn't that count for the worst movie you've seen? And you've seen Troll 2, but you gave it a ten for laughability, which I think is cool. So, answer me honestly, what is the worst film you've ever seen?

[shitcasecinema]

@Keeponrockin404 Honestly I can't really say, my friend. Body Melt deserves a 1 rating no doubt. I think Pocket Ninjas is one of the worst films I have ever seen by far and also a film called Camp Blood, which you'll get to see reviewed in a few weeks time ;)

[oliverscott2007]

I watched the film from beginning to end last night.

The best that I can deduce about the end is that the narrator is actually Steve, the youngest pocket ninja.

But yeah, the Amy character coming out of the blue makes no sense, nor does her dialogue. Leave who alone? What is lacking explanation? Why did she think he was dead?

Boy do I feel like the saddest bastard actually trying to figure this bullshit out! I should have taken your advice of making a cup of tea and having a wank.

[shitcasecinema]

@oliverscott2007 Jesus, mate, you must have been bored to watch this tripe from start to end, I struggled so much with it. I felt embarrassed to be watching it at times.

[evobeast]

Gameboy has no game.... 7:18

[velocirapteryx24]

@shitcasecinema Amazing, indeed, maybe i'm going to watch this movie;) looks great....

Really enjoyed the review [and all the other ones] you ever heard of The Stink of Flesh? Another great movie...

[pootie4321]

I found a copy of Pocket Ninjas today! I'm going to try to watch the whole thing in one sitting. Maybe on the weekend. I'll have to do some training first.

Btw...Don't you read Japanese books from right to left?

[eutue]

the South African is played by Gary Daniels who was born in London, England.

[topperheartramada]

Where I live there was this guy who'd ask kids to put their hand into his pocket and they'd end up grabbing his privates. He was called the 'pocket man'. he was arrested a few years ago. Maybe that's what the pocket ninjas are, I dunno.

[oliverscott2007]

Ah mate, I'm a day off. But, happy 1 year anniversary!

'I hate cookies!'

Brilliance!

[zeejustin6]

pocket ninjas is terrible movie...if it doesn't want to make you kill yourself when watching it you have NO soul.

Pretty sure I watched the whole thing right here on youtube.

[cdbils001]

@Fjodin lol i noticed that as well must have lost it

[Fjodin]

7:21 - gameboy does not have a cartrige!

[animebeerandcake]

@Wayavas1337 3 ninjas was watchable, this isn't.......i tried.

[Wayavas1337]

@animebeerandcake lolol just because this movie is extremly shitty, 3 ninjas is just shitty