Beyoncé - Single Ladies PARODY (Dating Video)

WE made this for all the lonely men, but we'll let the taken men watch it also (jokes.)

here are the lyrics :)

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All the lonely men (x7)

Now pay attention!
Up in the attic, cat just threw up.
Im doing my bag lady thing
I decided to make this dating video
Cuz nobody wants to date me
My daddy says Im really ugly
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz my cats and this dead bat say
I have great personality

If you like me you can teach me how to dance
If you like me we can have a bad romance
If you like me Ill let you wear my pants
If you like me Ill teach you how to speak with ants

wo oh ooh oh ooh-ing (2x)

If you like me, put a comment on my page
If you like me, give me a call any day
If you like me, I dont care if youre gay
If you like me, Ill let you meet my mother today

I got hair on my lips, pimples on my hips
Popping them is a date memory!
Dressing up, quidditch cup
I need more friends than you think.
I need no permission, did I mention
I can watch some PG movies
Cuz Im all grown up
And now you gonna learn
That even adults can wear huggies!

If you like me - our lives we can share
If you like me lets play truth or dare
If you like me lets exchange locks of hair
If you like me lets smell each others underwear!

woo oh ooh oh ooh (2x)
If you like me do not stall
If you like me we can share dolls
If you like me you can call me PAUL
If you like me I want to pwn you at duty of call

You can come to my place at anytime
Just come and swing on by
I cannot be alone, is anyone home?
If youre not at home then I will throw
A baseball mat and take your cat
To infinity and beyond!
Dont call 911
Say Im the only one you WANT
If you dont, Ill be clever
And like a ghost Ill haunt you FOREVER

All the lonely men (7x)
Now pay attention!
wooh oh ooh (2x)

If you like me put a comment on my page
If you like me put a comment on my page
Dont ignore me Ill find you anyway
If you like me put a comment on my page

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• single
• ladies
• lonely
• men
• dating
• profile
• friend
• request
• spoof
• funny
• song
• singing
• lyrics
• dancing
• dance
• stalker

[yankanababy]

NOT FUNNY

[IamSalsa1]

This is too funny!!!

[TheKatieandLexie]

thts funny



[juntaon]

somehow I am aroused... ;p

Thanks for the add! ^_^