Shit New Moms Say

http://www.care.com
New moms are known to have some universal sayings and Care.com has compiled some of them in this funny video that new parents can relate to.

0:00 Do you think she's warm enough?
0:01 Do you think she's too cold?
0:03 Is she breathing?
0:04 I should call the doctor
0:05 Should poop be yellow?
0:07 It's a blowout (nursery)
0:09 It's a blowout (couch)
0:11 Ugh I smell like poop (bed)
0:14 I still smell poop
0:15 You've got to be tired by now
0:17 I haven't slept in weeks
0:19 I'm never going to sleep again
0:20 I'm so tired
0:27 Oh sweetie not tonight
0:29 Where does the baby go?
0:31 What if I just lay here? Go ahead
0:35 We need to get out more
0:36 I can't go out. She'll miss me too much
0:39 Who shrunk these?
0:43 What do you think? Hm?
0:45 Where's your dad?
0:51 I need to eat this, I'm nursing
0:54 SHHHHHH
1:01 Is my hair bothering you?
1:02 SHHHHHH
1:19 Don't pick her up ok, it's tummy time
1:21 She's in the 90th percentile
1:27 Yeah we're on a schedule
1:28 Say Mama
1:29 Yay you're so strong
1:31 Eat, play sleep
1:34 Can you grab my nipple cream?
1:35 Honey???
1:37 I need some help
1:38 Come help me please?
1:39 I need some help, huh?
1:41 We should get a nanny...or a manny

Shit New Moms Say
Created by Care.com
http://www.care.com/
Based on original parody "Shit Girls Say"
by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard

Directed and Edited by Tom Segale, Ivy Creative
Starring Ignacio Rivera

• Category

  Comedy

[mars crain]

flawless!!!!

[sasha216t]

sssssshhhhhhhhhh

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[Tia Fix]

this is spot on to my life. -shakes head amusedly- :)

[Ta nia]

Oh my gosh... so freakin' funny ! LOL

[Cristan Jo]

mmmmoooooooo!

[Caro Bernal]

thank you....FOR DESCRIBING MY SISTER!!! lolol :)

[Brittany Lewis]

haha so true! I have a 2 month old and I say all this stuff XD

[xXxGrDxXx]

HAhahaha  luv it!!

[Sasha Bruno]

Too funny



[Lori Mitchell Barnett]

It is the truth I tell ya!