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Uploaded on Apr 4, 2011

This video compilation includes the best lines from Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) like: "Oh hi, Mark!", "What a story, Mark!" and "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

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  • ECfan27

    ECfan27 6 days ago

    How durr you talk to me like that! *girly push* You should tell me everything!

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  • stooges666

    stooges666 6 days ago

    This movie has the happiest ending ever.

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  • chetty1313

    chetty1313 8 hours ago

    He did live in france for a while

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    in reply to patronsaintofpoison (Show the comment)
  • kittenkannon95

    kittenkannon95 8 hours ago

    I agree its a shame that Lord of the Rings came out the same year so this movie was put on the back burner. Nevertheless this movie will be one of the timeless classics that lives on and grows with each viewing

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    in reply to WhereTehTwinkies (Show the comment)
  • Axel Sorax

    Axel Sorax 9 hours ago

    Lisa loves you too. As a person as a human bean.

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  • DjUpScure

    DjUpScure 11 hours ago

    Dun tush me muther fugger

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  • DramakilzU

    DramakilzU 15 hours ago

    Best actor in the history of the universe.

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  • DeeM10123

    DeeM10123 18 hours ago

    He was born in America but lived in Europe for quite some time, mostly in France

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    in reply to The Great Gyrofluff (Show the comment)
  • densomlurer

    densomlurer 23 hours ago

    the protagonist did it, it´s a tommy wiseau production and sex tape

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    in reply to Forrest Munden (Show the comment)
  • fluffymcduff1

    fluffymcduff1 1 day ago

    How could you betray me UAUUUUUUUH *throws a thing*

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  • Forrest Munden

    Forrest Munden 1 day ago

    Someone financed this movie. 

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  • Slaytounge

    Slaytounge 1 day ago

    1:16

    Well, whatever.

    Nearly busted a rib hearing that.

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