The Butterface Song

Please note: characters depicted in this song are completely fictional. Any resemblance or similarity to any real people is completely coincidental and unintended. Except for Fergie. She really exists. But we didn't date. And Fergie, if you're reading this, I probably wouldn't ask you to wear a mask if we did date! Probably.

Lyrics:
i saw her standing by the register
in the food court at the mall

her hair was long and soft and blond
and her legs were thin and tall

she wore the latest styles and she held herself with grace
but sadly when she looked my way, she had a butter face!

[chorus]
she was a nearly perfect specimen of the human race
she had all the right proportions and everything in place
if she just knew a plastic surgeon
my heart would start to race

i liked her clothes, her body, her mind and her place, i liked everything....
but her face


[after last chorus]

she looked good from afar

but oh so far from good



i once started dating fergie ferg,
she was sweet and she was kind.
she had some sexy humps and lumps
she looked great from behind.

she'd do almost anything for me, all i had to do was ask
but we finally had to breakup cause she wouldn't wear a mask

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• butterface
• comedy
• funny
• friday
• fun
• song
• fridayfunsong
• butter
• face
• fergie
• ferg

[ilubb2sing]

funny

[dohhook]

This is so funny! I love butterface!