Getting rejected by a fat girl: A Short song by Elro (Ian Llewellyn-Rowe)

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Here's a new rap you can blaze, make sure you click more info and get the lyrics up though as this one is quite fast.

CREDITS FOR THE INTSTRUMENTAL GO TO WILEY-I WILL NOT LOSE.

Its about getting rejected by fat minging girls when you didn't even try to pull them...

I hope you enjoy, please remember to comment and rate!


LYRICS:

I got rejected by a FAT ming girl,
She was like an oyster... without the pirl.
MUSHY clammy and smelt of fish.
I don't think thats tartar sauce on her lip (more likely semen)

So she pushed me? Did that Ricky Lake Thing.
Blinded my eyes with her big bling bling.
Told me I aint got a chance with HER.
I don't want one, this girl looks like a bird.

But not like a robbin, or a nice one too...
She just looks like a thing that'd shit on you.
I don't ask for this trouble it just comes to me,
like a passionate semite (JEW) to a company,
Or like a cheap young slut to an STD,
Or a man with a secret to a nursery,
I just took it too far with the similies,
But I've got more of them left than a hive does bees (arbitrary rhyme)

Anyway, back to the girl in my face,
Her GUT goes jiggle with the kick of the bass,
See her hand in her handbag going for the mase,
Feel the hands of a Bouncer around my waste,

I'm like, O shit now I'm sick of this,
Same old shit same old bitterness,
Like a fuetile search for the clitorous,
You got brains bro? Try and fix this.

I grabbed her, took her to the back of the club,
Politely requested she'd SHUT THE FUCK UP,
For one second while I talk to her,
So I passed her the drink that I'd bought for her?
She made me go into the bar?? and get a straw for her??
And then I realised SHIT now I'm falling for her.
This is mental cos she's minging but because she's so bigtime I ACTUALLY wanna pull her.

So I fixed Up, But I didn't look sharp,
I looked more like a disabled carp.
That had just been chucked in a tank with a shark.
And the lights went off so it all went dark,

So I put my arm, around her waste,
And now I'm KISSING the girl that sprayed me with mase.
The clock struck two so I took her to my place,
Added her facebook (mistake never do that) and added her myspace.

*BIG*CHICK*2k9 was her name,
but it worked though... cos she had a BIG FAT FRAME.
Not big tits though? was a bit of a shame.
And now I'm sleeping with a tank with myself to blame.

I didn't even wanna have sex with her??
I woke up the next day I'm lying next to her??
And now its two weeks on and I'm texting her.
And now she wont text back like the rest of them.


HA HAHAH HAAAAAAA

Category:

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[binkybadman]

like the flow



[comedyilr]

@binkybadman cheers man

[DONNIMETROPOLIS313]

youve got a lot o talent guy, keep plugging away, it will happen big.

[comedyilr]

@DONNIMETROPOLIS313 cheers man!

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[Ezzyway1]

Fucken down

[aquaarielstar]

danm youre good keep at it dude

[O18O]

real good job ! and somethin diffrent

[Wanted19922009]

oh man this song is awesome

[arlesto2468]

It **

[arlesto2468]

Keepin utter real. I like

[RedEye189]

haha this is ill

[101evdawg]

I genuinely think your insane

[234ragdoll]

dude you got fuckin sick rhymes!!!!

[DFloVEVO]

Haha the expression/noise at the end pretty much sums how you feel in that situation up better than any other, you're a G Elro! Follow me back on twitter if you get the time @DFlo