Whole Foods Parking Lot rap response: Revenge of the Black Prius

Music: del nel
-"Revenge of the Prius" single now available at the itunes store!-
Lyrics & Performance by Delia Brown
Produced by Nelson Marquez

Video:
Produced and Directed by Delia Brown
Photography by Dillon Moore
(shot on a Canon 7D and a Go Pro)
Edited by Ted Gianopulos

Appearances by:
Delia Brown, Nelson Marquez, Rick Brown, Danielle "if you've got five dollars" Vaughn, Huey Pritchard, Joel Virgel, Lisa Kellogg (www.hiphopdancer.com), Stefano Martinelli, Keith Bataille, Fernando Martinez, Frankie de Goya, Matilda the chihuahua
Shout-outs: Justine Bateman, Marianne Brown, Adam Johnston, Christine Nichols.
And especially, Thank You to Fog and Smog for the inspiration...

Lyrics

intro:
Feather hair extensions? Check.
Om tatoo? Check.
Boutique Microbrew? Check.
Lululemon leggings? Check.
Camouflage hoodie? Check.
Prius Limosine? (don't you want to ride) Check...

Verse 1:
When I rolled up, this guy in a Clippers Cap
Was flippin' flack. Who you yellin at? You can't handle the heat in the parking lot of Whole Foods? What are you, some old dudes? Yo fools! Just like the GZA is a master of the Pro Tools, I'm ballin while you're followin the old rules. Quit stallin, y'all are growin toad stools. You drink kombucha? Why you sippin O'Douls?
Please. Let me get my space. I'm not in the mood cuz I got the taste for an iced soy latte mate, in my body...
I don't know karate, but I gotta get some kale to saute, so, please move your misguided hybrid out the way. I get vociferous when shopping for cruciferous veggies...!! Lemme hear you hollah. Pop the top on your favorite Odwalla (you can get one if you've got five dollahs)!!

Chorus:
You can't handle the heat in the parking lot?
Did you run outta your prescription for medical pot?
Instead of sittin on the little shopping carts they got,
You could just park next to the Passat.
You can't handle the heat in the parking lot?
Listen man, there's a Vons right down the block.
Don't you know you got a choice where you can shop,
besides you said your kombucha is out of stock...

Verse 2:
That's right I got a date tonight, and I'm cookin. My date is tall and really good lookin. Ok, it's not a date, it's just my FBF (huh?) My fake boyfriend (what?) What, are you deaf?!
She's comin over and she's bringing her chihuahua, and if you don't move it I'm a slap you like Zsa Zsa slapped a cop, stop blockin or it's gonna get hotter...Don't make me spray you with my coconut water!!
Tom's on my feet, I'm hoping I'll meet
a hottie with allergies to dairy and wheat, so I'll
spend some time in the gluten-free aisle,
Flash him a Tom's of Maine smile,
Let him know, I do downward dog like a pro! "you want a goji berry?" - "No thanks, I gotta go..."
I don't mean to Bragg like liquid aminos, but I was just too sexy for his chinos.

[Chorus...]

Verse 3:
What? I shouldn't shop at Whole Foods cuz I'm broke? You think that I should eat an inorganic artichoke? Yo bloke, I'm no joke, I need my acai...Watch us do some tai chi...
I've got a lot of problems, not a problem with a lot,
Keep stressin me dude, and get a shot!!
Of wheat grass, or filet'd Chilean sea bass,
I keep it raw like my agave nectar sweet ass.
Oh, you're gangster cuz your tshirts made of hemp, ay?
I'm wearin a tampon made of tempeh!!
But now I gotta get to TJs. Sipping fifteen dollar pinot noir in my PJ? You think I give a f--k? I keep it real with the two-buck-chuck! what what.
(Charles Shaw up in the house.
Sauvingon blanc forevahhh)

[Chorus...fade out]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• lululemon
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• kale
• cruciferous vegetables

[smilegodlovesu77]

CAN I BUY THIS SONG ON ITUNES IF SO WHAT DO I LOOK FOR?

[delnel2011]

@smilegodlovesu77 Hi! The song is available for download on itunes. Thanks :)

[QBziZ]

can't go to wholefoods without bumping into a rapper these days

[brandman91801]

Not only is she funny (Tempeh Tampon),

She is sexy as heck!!!!

Damn, i would love to show her my

Soy-Roni...

Mmm

[frankhughes]

@rubyatlanta

it's hilarious I don't know what you are talking about!

[Earthenenigma]

Grrrrl you be rollin like a daikini

Sutra mudra maxin this

Sushi flesh in hemp bikini

Yoga girl down fem cee mix

respect

super funny and fun

[rubyatlanta]

This is neither funny nor original. But I applaud the effort.

[acjelke]

Wow! I am still smiling here long after watching this video. Funny, Creative, Whimsical and just plan old Kick Ass! P.S the cameo beer, Mission double IPA is amazaing!

[SatoriElohim]

AW! Brilliant.you guys are awesome!! :) ;-) ;-)

[freewheel5]

So much better than the original! I love it!

[RobSpain122]

That old white dude kinda looks like an old DJ Dave!

[islandsq]

AAAAAHHHHH--hilarious! I give it to the man in the original for actually having some flow skills, and verbal fun....but ohhh, this woman is a true comedian...and if she wrote it as well, she definitely wins for her verbal dexterity! The original made me smile alot....but this one made me laugh out loud :) :):0!. Great video! This is funnier than anything i've seen on funny or die.com ever. Great work Delia, Dillon, Nelson and Ted, and to your whole crew! Thanks for the laugh of the day!:)

[automaticpay1]

The juice ain't worth the squeeze

Redox1.com

[19musicman]

Beats the original out of the water.