Raptors! Raptors Everywhere!

Written by Derek Humphrey.

I have a website! You can visit it at http://www.derekhumphrey.com

You can download some tunes there. It'd be really nice of you to at least check it out!

Our fates turned out wrong, those of us with two six inch claws
And rhyme schemes and lyrical themes
Repeating in these songs
But who the hell cares? Not me!
I'm a raptor, can't you see?
There's more than one of me, there's three
One in the front, two on the sides, nowhere anyone can hide
We're the smartest thing around, although confined to ground
Maybe we'll evolve to birds, the clues are in our turds
I love fossils

Marketed and deployed, turned into plastic toys
And in every movie we've been in, we have different color skin
And sometimes feathers on our heads
But who really cares what we may think?
Considering we're extinct
But now we're in your kitchen sink
Just add water and we grow, then throw us out and then we go
We're the fastest kids around, since we ate the ones in town
Maybe we'll have jobs one day, if you can find our DNA
I love Jeff Goldblum

And when we come back we will come back in great force
Try and stop us, you can't stop us carnivores

And what do you think will happen next
When we jump straight for your necks
Forget the old T-Rex
What the hell can his hands do, we have three fingers, he has two
And don't try to stop us with a gun
It'll only add to the fun
Didn't you see Jurassic Park 1?
The Aussie couldn't stop us then, don't try to pretend
Just run

When we go swimming in the tar, we can't really get that far
Before we start to sink, and boy does that shit stink, but I'd say that it's pretty fun
And who do you think that you are?
All you human beings with cars
I go zero to sixty in less than five, who the hell needs to drive?
When you've got legs like mine, I'd say the birds turned out fine
But who do you think they got it from?
Their mixed velociraptor mom

I'm not trying any more, why should I? I'm a dinosaur

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[thedarkwisdom]

Derek! It's me Maddy! (from art, hopefully you remember) AHAH! I'm so glad I found this! By any chance was this based off of those days you'd just prance around saying "Raptors! Raptors everwhere!" ?

[Fnnrqwin]

Hey, Maddy! Yeah, I took the title from that running gag that we all had.

[NerdyKid311]

There was no Australian guy in any of the Jurassic Park movies, not even in the books either. If you're referring to the warden from JP 1, he was from Africa. They called him the "White Hunter from Nairobi."

[garctown]

secure turd

[AndTheChoirSang]

I love your voice.

[jeanniesaur]

I like your song! The combination of cute and clever lyrics with mad and awesome guitar skills is a delicious one.

[hans2point0]

good shirt

[Boondockflyfish]

i think you FLOW. You got loads of talent!