Islam 'n me!

Allah has shown me the light, but it kinda sucked. I greatly prefer my lite bright, it doesn't tell me to kill stuff...most of the time.

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• Muslim
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• stoning
• sharia
• atheist
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• python

[Eopyk]

First of I am no dude. Second I do not listen to american media. I listen to people who come from nations that have Shaira like Iran and Saudi Arabia and old Afghan Taliban and I read alot about how it works there and it's hell on earth .. if you think that system is good move to Saudi Arabia or Iran.

[Eopyk]

No shaira law spreads dictatirship tyrani and unhappiness.. it destroys creativity and devolopment. There is no equality and there is no freedom. All laws are man made. And it seems that your god just loves being a dictator who wants to controll people at all cost.. you just prove the thing I have allways said Islam is more political idealogy then religion.. so much political and economic rules that feels like reading about a political party rather then any spirituality

[JonasC22]

@0PercentFear "if you then dont convert to islam your just a friggin satanist"

Wow.

Your cult is a cancer that infects the feeble minded. Your willful, deliberate delusion is truly pathetic. You keep on rubbing your face in the dirt five times a day for your ridiculous vengeful sky daddy, we'll be over here in reality, doing the important things that keep the civilized world functioning.

You just stick to the only thing you know, your barbaric primate superstition, and banging rocks on sticks.

[0PercentFear]

@JonasC22 again where the fuck are you drawing these conclussions from that he had sex with her at that young age when shes not even fertile?? what have you been reading? wikipedia? that site where random people can put in anything they want? please go do some real research and read the translated quran, if you then dont convert to islam your just a friggin satanist.

[0PercentFear]

@JonasC22 again where the fuck are you drawing these conclussions from that he had sex with her at that young age when shes not even fertile?? what have you been reading? wikipedia? that site where random people can put in anything they want? please go do some real research and read the translated quran, if you then dont convert to islam your just a friggin satanist

[JonasC22]

@0PercentFear You say VOLUNTEERED in all caps as though its some kind of relevant point, but man, it doesn't fucking matter if she VOLUNTEERED IT'S STILL STATUTORY RAPE.

And don't give me some bullshit that it was a different time, it is NEVER for okay for a man to have sex with a 9 year old, and if you do, you're a fucking pedo, so YES 2 billion ignorant people are worshiping a pedo. This is not a difficult concept here man.

[0PercentFear]

@JonasC22 i see you didnt see the sarcasm in my comment, maybe your a retard or a handicap, i dunno, dont care.and there was not a single line in my comment saying that i took offense for what u said nor did i take offense of this video,im not arab. I'm just here to teach u naïve kids that what the media tells you is all propaganda, and aisha is muhammad's wife who was 10 years old when she VOLUNTEERED to marry muhammad, you really think 2 billion people are worshiping a pedo?nice research

[JonasC22]

@0PercentFear lol I'm not sure wtf you're talking about, but I detect a the unmistakable presence of butthurt,

I was just having a laugh when I threw this together, and if you take offense to it...good.

If you're referring to the raping of the 9 year old, then "Aisha" is the only fucking name you need to research dipshit.

[0PercentFear]

@JonasC22 how do you know if that video was true? do you know what kind of power the american media has? NEVER believe what you see about muslims in a video with an american narrator, it's big load of bullshit, muslims know that. Oh and that "research" you did, was probably some kind of text written by somebody who, somehow is able to travel back to time and become friends with muhammad and see what he does in his life. oh wait thats not possible..conclussion? it's a big load of BULLSHIT

[Foebane72]

Oh, fuck off.

[JonasC22]

First, I am not American.

They accused the girl of adultery (Of course she had been forced to marry a much older man)

Of course they SAY there is much less crime, when the crime is committed by the government, the choose not to call it crime.

I did research mohammed, he is a pedophile who raped a 9 year old.