The Master's Sack 61: Bitches Is as Bitches Does

If a Female Dog is a Bitch, are all Bitches Female Dogs? Or do they Just Like getting Banged with the Banana Bone from Behind whilst Licking their own Poo? If only Carl Sagan were here... he would Fuck those Bitches Up! Up the Ass, of course...

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[13cruelty]

The Master has spoken. Great like always.

[AndroidAppGuy]

LOL!!! a retro-active abortion!!!!

[tteezzrreell]

I RAPED THE LIKE BUTTON!!

[bigkcoltsfan]

Dear Master of Metal,

my ex friend has his very own tv show on youtube and it's called TheWKYK..it's all about racism and anything you can say about..if you would be so kind as to tell me what do you think of their shows (if you ever get a chance to watch any of them). i use to be in the group til i decided to leave..so if ya would be so kind (probably not lol) as to check out their shows and say what do you think of it. signed, your loyal humble minion

[BelialSpade]

LOL holy fuck if only i could like this video multiple times

[FacingItAlone]

EPIC FUCKING WIN.

[dannyboyrodas]

Jaaaaaaaaaa, me sigo cagando de risa. El Maestro es muy grande !!!

[616Dave616]

It was the Nº 1 of "MASTER'S SACK, MASTER OF METAL", by my intellect. :)

[Slayerkid16]

Oh master this vid almost made my lungs explode with laughter.

[PlayboyHerbie]

Master: David Randall Curtis' Mother called last night, felling a little lonely and "under penetrated" - she misses you. I explained that "just like Santa", The Master is everywhere with everyone's mother BUT unlike Santa, The Master comes somewhere every night. She then asked me to come over & bring some lumber (?). Thinking she wanted Death Leaf, I was surprised that she really wanted lumber - just your basic 2 x 4 to tie across my ass so I wouldn't fall into The Master made chasm...