The Great Hank

{{Watch in HD}} Hank once dominantly ruled the murky currents of Beaver Lake. Now he lives a quiet life amongst the ruins of apartment J.

Hank's Indelible Odyssey :

Only a short year ago you would have found Hank ravaging the depths of Beaver Lake. However, one fateful day Hank was tricked into eating the bait of a lonely unknown fisherman, to whom we shall call Hitler, in the eastern most cove of the lake. Ironically, this particular cove had been Hank's well-defended hunting grounds for many years. Nonetheless, after putting up a legendary fight, Hank was landed by Hitler. Luckily, minutes later Josh and friends were at the right place at the right time. They saw Hitler leaving the scene with Hank in hand. Knowing they had to fight for what was right, they sought to rescue the now helpless Hank. With overwhelming conviction, the team of gangly cohorts negotiated the emancipation of The Great Hank. The terms of Hank's release were simple: Hank's freedom in exchange for two bottles of Ace brand pear cider. After Hank's liberation, the troupe set off for asylum in the refuge of apartment J.

There, Hank could live freely, coming and going as he pleased, fulfilling his life goals as a bottom-feeder with his college-aged comrades. One day, he was spotted sunbathing on the adjacent roof. After several attempts to talk Hank off of the roof, Hank insisted that this was his new home, and that he was excited to live life above the world, after spending the majority of his life below the world. His friends agreed, and knowing Hank for the wise old sage he had always been, they left him to live atop the world.

What seemed like weeks, then months passed, and Hank, still basking in his new-found above ground nirvana, was coerced back to the lands of mortals. There, bound by a profound sense of insignificance, he requested to be forever revered from the luxurious solace of his plastic hammock at the threshold of the sacred apartment J.

After learning of YouTube, Hank insisted that that the world know the tale of his divine journey. This is his story.

Note: This clip was filmed in 1080p HD, so you should view Hank in HD.

Oh and Hank DID take the Old Spice Challenge and Hank DID get his money back.

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[MsStomper]

LOOKS LIKE DINNER

[christinahathaway]

And the story behind this brave soul is quite one of inspiration....may we all learn from him

[christinahathaway]

EW YOU TOUCHED HANK!