Michael's Crotch.. Hehehe...

Damn it, stop stealing my FUCKING VIDEO. I WILL FIND IT, HAVE IT REMOVED, AND HAVE YOU SUSPENDED! MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN VIDEOS, FUCKERS!!!!!!

Anyways, sorry I still haven't made videos. I even tried making one with *shudders* Windows Movie Maker... But it won't even let me import any of my videos... I'm so sorry guys, I'll put something up as soon as I can. I love you thank for your support, God bless you. Except for the haters and the bitches who steal my video, FUCK YOU GUYS TO HELL! :D

13,000 views? My God, you people are just as bad as me LOL. This video is soooo old. I'm much more perverted now and watching this makes me giggle. Hilarious. Really. My commentaries are nothing compared to what I'm thinking now. That really tells you something doesn't it? Haha, yes. I am BAD. Not really, I'm well-behaved, but nonetheless I'm still a pervert. *Thumbs up* :B
Anywaaaays~ Thank you everyone for watching this shit. It sucks and my computer crashed and I can't get it back until close to Winter Break.. So I'll for sure have something up on my birthday and ABSOLUTELY for Christmas. Thank you for your patience. I appologize for my incompetence, I didn't even know how to fix my damn laptop until a few days ago so now I'm taking it in to get looked at finally. I'll post something right when I get it back. First thing on my list- Redownload all my videos and start a new project for my favorite people: my subscribers! C:

Gotta get his boom boom BOOOOM!
Or maybe more like his boing boing boing, HEHEHE...

I didn't time anything other than the first 5 seconds, everything else I did before hand and just wanted to find a song. I referred to Boom Boom Pow twice so I was just like "What the heck, why not?", and from there I just muted the original audio track and replaced it with Boom Boom Pow. Yes. Now for a few short paragraphs...

You gotta face the facts here people, you all know that if you could, you would. Would what? Ride Michael like a motorcycle, that's what. Heehehe...
But then the song would have to be like "gotta ride that vroom vroom VROOOOOM!". We all know how badly I wanna ride his vroom vroom vroom, hehehe. BAH-BAM! (zingggg)

I could write a long, enlightening story about his crotch but you're probably not even reading this, so if you are... Kudos to you, my darling, NOW GO STARE AT HIS CROTCH. Well that's your first instinct anyway, so congrats if you managed to read this without stopping to go replay some random part on the video. Oh, and is it just me, or did anyone also notice how bouncy his disco stick is..? I mean, before watching this video.. That's cheating, because I point it out. WITH AN ARROW. You can't miss it if there's an arrow pointing to it. In Michael's case, you can't miss it anyway because it's so freakin' huge. I mean, Michael is the only person I know who has a bulge in his pants when he's NOT happy. But then again, I'm sure he's got one when he IS happy... You know if he got all "happy" on stage I do think it might actually bust out of his pants... Crap. Well now we know what we're missing.

If you have read this far comment "LMP is a heartless whore(and then some)." Why? Just because it's true. I mean really, if you had Michael to yourself every night, HOW COULD YOU LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT?! Let alone your bedroom... Then would you break up with him and leave him broken hearted? NO. The answer is no. If your answer was yes, then please go grow testicles, rip them off, and eat them for breakfast.
That wasn't harsh by any means. :D

That, and if he wanted children, would you give in and just have them!?!? YES YOU WOULD. DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME, WE ALL WANT TO BEAR HIS CHILDREN... I think that would make him happy if he read that. But not "happy" happy, just regular happy. Which would be awesome too.

If you're STILL reading this, then you're amazing. Here, have a cookie and an apple juice~

I'll just wrap things up now(if you thought of Michael's disco stick when I said "wrap things up", then congratulations you're just as f*cked in the mind as I am) so you can observe his amazing crotch.. This was fun but I believe we both have a package to stare at. TTFN, tah-tah for now.

Songs-
Love Game - Lady GaGa
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas

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[TheSmooveCriminal]

NICE BIG DICK !

THAT IS ALL.

[hypercookie111]

LOL!

Thank you for finally using that word!

Everyone else was subtle about it. Why be subtle? Just say it flat out, so everyone understands. :D

[chococolatebarber]

im not a perv but i would like too see mj naked lol ;)

[fofisternurinha]

u-huuuuuuuuuuuuh let's go this way baby yeahhhhh

[janet060948]

This why they called him the king of POP!!!

[JakAndKeiraFan]

Oh, the things I'd like to do to this man - things involving my hands, my mouth, and a marked absence of clothing.

[MikeyJLove4EVER]

@22flowergirl LOL

[TheMJFan1996]

1:08Can someone tell me why did do that move always at the "Beat its" end?

[MJFan4Life7402]

AHHHH!!! Is all I have to say!! :D

[foofie91]

lol. when I watched captain EO at disneyland I noticed the crotch part was very distracting.. in 3D too haha! :D

[111pattycakes]

OMG!  The Ultimate watch Mike's DICK video.... What's wrong with me? LMAO!

[KingOfPop5809]

:P'

[RandomEmoKid1]

can't... stop... looking..!!!