Scooter is a Capricorn, he enjoys long walks on hot coals and explosions. He may or may not have been involved in the Bin Laden raid and is responsible for the color coded danger scale in use by our gov' today (he is a code red). He is one of two people in the world immune to snake bites and is the only civilian allowed to speed on any road at any time. It is rumored that his mullet is the source of his amazing abilities and has been studied by several prestigious universities.
Scooter is a Capricorn, he enjoys long walks on hot coals and explosions. He may or may not have been involved in the Bin Laden raid and is responsible for the color coded danger scale in use by our gov' today (he is a code red). He is one of two people in the world immune to snake bites and is the only civilian allowed to speed on any road at any time. It is rumored that his mullet is the source of his amazing abilities and has been studied by several prestigious universities.
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