Easter afternoon in the Hochelaga hood of Montreal.
This guy is walking up the streets of my hood, screaming and swearing out loud, obviously looking for someone to fight with.
The guy walked to a public place (not noticeable on the footage: the place is crowded with elderly people, families, kids and other Easter celebrating people)
He somehow got mad at his jacket (that's when I started filming) until he finally was able to take it off, then saw a TV on the ground, nearby. (Why was there a TV laying on the ground? NO IDEA!! I've been asking myself this question since I woke up that very morning)
He then decided to unleash the full potential of his wrath on the poor defenseless television. (That's when I got really entertained, you can hear me trying to hold my laugh)
I thought the entertainment would end there, boy was I wrong....
While the deranged man was holding the TV high in the air, a police car passed by. The family guy seated nearby started waving at the police to let them know about the TV brawler.
(The police took a quick glance at the scene but didn't stop.)
The TV wrestler realized what the family guy was trying to do, he stopped bullying the TV and started walking his way to the seated family.
(No need to say that, by then, the whole crowd stopped doing whatever they were doing, and we're looking at this Easter entertainment. Lots of people were already dialing 911 and describing the TV destroying saga.)
As soon as he started harassing the family, that guy from the other side of the street walked (then ran) their way, just in time to sucker punch the guy to the ground.
The subtle touch of knuckles and concrete calmed the Easter brawler. The knocked out fellow slowly got up, sat nearby, took a white towel out of his bag and cleaned his heavily bleeding face with it. When he saw the amount of blood on the towel, he snapped in angry mode again, threw the stained towel in the air and continued his angry walk in the other direction.
The police arrived about 10 minutes later...
Why the keyboard cat?
Because anything is funnier if it ends with a keyboard cat...
@roundskatewheels The guy with the coffee also had a wife and baby to worry about, both things that you'll never have
maxquentindavid 10 months ago 19
@roundskatewheels The bum looked like he was crazy. What if he pulled a knife? Sometimes backing off is the right thing to do.
maestbobo 10 months ago 10