How to deal with seat-hoarding aunties in the MRT

Sometimes, certain passengers and their companions will enjoy the ride and each other's company in the comfort of their own seats. Sometimes, these companions happen to be smaller than the regular adult homo sapiens -often the size of a bag. And usually, is a bag.
It is one of Chicken's pet peeves. It drives Chicken crazy. It keeps Chicken up at night. It shortens Chicken's life. It is Chicken's goal in life to teach these homo sapiens a lesson.

Disclaimer:
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, chickens, or otherwise, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I mean, seriously.
Warning. The above stunts have been performed by trained professionals. Please do not try this at home.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• BK
• Chicken
• Burger King
• Auntie
• Vegetables
• seat snatcher
• seat hoarders
• rude
• inconsiderate
• commuters
• SMRT
• MRT