The Suburban Criminal Rap

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Partners in crime...with myself.

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Thanks to Omar and Dylan for filming!

Lyrics:

I'm tearing up the suburbs Calling cabinets cubards
And though you may say it's crazy My bad is rocketing upwards
I'm a suburban villain, in a suburban Hood
And the things that I do are the opposite of good

I draw gang signs, on my culdesac street
My rendition of the Twitter bird is pretty sweet
Sometimes I even litter, loiter and solicit
The future of my neighborhood looks pretty illicit

This is residential havoc that I'm constantly wreaking
My neighbor's grass is too tall, and it needs a little tweaking
Because it doesn't meet the standards of the HOA
Time to get my scissors, this is a felony buffet

I'm throwing basketballs and baseballs down the drain
Keep this hijinx up, and I could get detained
By my neighbors, they're getting mad as heck
The kids wanna play tennis (I give them a rain check)

Jumping off the power box, this is crazy parkour
Come into my minivan I'll give you a car tour
I'm going through your mail, this is a far war
I'm raising money "for Tibet", but giving it to Darfur

Taking the car out for a joy ride spin
Blasting AM radio like my evil twin
Brake to the metal is a race I always win.

I roll rougher than the purpose of the Wall of Berlin

Lock me up in a suburban prison
I dont care im a mastermind crinimal
but please wait until my vegan brownies have risen
To keep the damages minimal

Now I'm down for destruction, it's totally viable
Let me call up my lawyer to make sure I'm not liable
I'm not. Cool, now I can mess up some trees
And make illegal copies of copyrighted DVD's

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[lillylovespieX]

watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here

[MyDeathBeast]

at 1:07 he has a sweater at 1:09 he doesnt

[MontePaws10]

jumping on the powerbox this is crazy hardcore:D my fav part

[stonewaresnet]

This is a felony buffet!

Lock me up in a suburban prison

...

But please wait till my vegan brownies have risen

Let me call up my lawyer to make sure I'm not liable

I'm not! Now I can mess up some trees

My favorite parts!

[ghavari20]

this video skips from 2:08 to 2:10

[TheCaniac28]

suburban prison?

[GamerOnline777]

@MyDeathBeast Hmm.... Maybe he took it off?

[MineCraftDuke]

Zack is MC Confusing JR.

[TimmyNessify]

He sounds like George watsky

[MurpCamEy]

raising money for Tibet, but giving it to Darfur

[kellyalyssax3]

hi marry me.