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@williamwilson666 Well I'm glad I got a through analysis from a random person on Youtube, and their only basis for anything they've said from two comments I've made. I am glad that you told me nobody likes me. It is like fresh water bathing me in the morning. Now please shut up and never reply, because although I do love reading your comments. They are futile to read and waste time.
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@TheBazooie No, people want to smoke because you are dull and sanctimonious. Upsetting such people, even if it means living a year or two less addled by dementia in a piss stinking old people's home is nothing less than a joy. You couldn't have illustrated David Mitchell's comments regarding being compelled to spend time with the less interesting people from his circle of friends any better.
Let me assure you- no one likes you. Even your parents are pretending.
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@Missapphirefly That would be funnier if he was asian xD
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@williamwilson666 So you think people want to smoke because I made a perfectly logical argument. Now I know why the cancer rates on Vulcan are so high.
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@TheBazooie You're the sort of person that makes people want to take up smoking. And, possibly, archery.
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@Missapphirefly Pulled it off so well I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
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00:09 he says doo doo
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@smiletehk when people smoke, 30% of it goes into other peoples lungs. Each cigarette on average reduce peoples lives by 11 minutes. That means that every time someone breaths in secondary smoke their life is reduced by 3.66666 minutes. If people who actually like to go to pubs breath in what the smoke used to be like, it could chop off years of life. That is why smoking is becoming less socially acceptable and slowly more illegal.
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Dear lord I didn't even notice anna panqin sitting there until Graham said True Blood and I though "that's a bit of a weird thing to say"
David's shirt, hair and trousers are virtually identical shades of brown. Nobody else would be able to pull that off without looking like a turd.
Missapphirefly 1 week ago 105
David doesn't drink coffee, he wears it.
RaincloudPlay 2 weeks ago 71