Just Haven't Made You Yet (Chemistry Parody)

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lyrics:

I am surprised, not everything's fast
I've broken glassware so many times, I stopped keeping track
I pour some stuff in, I weigh some stuff out
I work it all up, then mass spec lets me down

I tried so very hard to construct it
I came up with a million side products
I thought, I thought of every possibility

And somehow I know that it'll all turn out
And all my work will cure cancer with no doubt
And I promise you, drug, your name will be cool, I bet!
I just haven't made you yet

I might have to wait, I'll never give up
I guess it's half science, and the other half's luck
Can't find where you are, it's causing me strife
and I'll stop doing dishes when you're in my life

And I know that first he'll have to train me
And everybody else is gonna blame me
And I know all of the bad techniques they'll see

And I know someday that you'll all crash out
Or I'll rotovap, distill, and force you out
And I promise you, drug, I'll put in just as much as I get
I just haven't made you yet

They say you'll be
In NMR




I'll need to crystallize it
I'll get it right and we'll be united

And I know that you will be so amazing
And, baby, your paper's gonna change me
And now I can see every single possibility

And someday I know it'll all turn out
And to celebrate, I will dance about
I promise you, drug, I'll make you and be set
then I'm set, then I'm set, then I'm set!

Oh, I know it's a long synthetic route
And I'll understand what this chemistry's about
And I promise you, drug, your patent will pay off my debt
Yeah, I just haven't made you yet

I just haven't made you yet
Oh, promise you, drug
You'll inspire those we haven't met

I said love, glove, hood, sash,
stir, heat, wash, dry
(I just haven't made you yet)
weigh, hope, pray, cry
reflux
I just haven't made you yet

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• Haven't Met You Yet
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[mustafabasari]

great video!!!!! i hope you make it haha

[swirlster]

This is so awesome I may have developed a crush on curly haired girl.

[SarahTheWolfMusic]

Great job! I love this!

[caudex43]

Awesome video. Take home message: We need to work you SURFs harder.

[thej0kerandthethief]

This is so great!! I like the 'element of surprise.'

Good job everyone! :)

[davidyang90]

Good job guys! ;)

[tech0enthusiast]

This is awesome =D

I can tell you guys put in a lot of hard work into this video =D

Good job ^_^

[TwoSketchy]

Haha this was really funny! You guys did a good job!