Cubicle Graveyard

Empty cubicles, survivor's guilt, and mounting stress -- signs of Recession 2.0 in the office. From http://wwwCubeNews1.com -- comedy from the cubicle.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cube
• news
• cubegirl
• superhero
• recession
• office
• work
• job
• corporate
• advice
• opinion
• cubicle
• graveyard
• comedy
• comic
• comedian
• rant
• web
• series
• parody
• sketch
• suicide
• depression
• stress
• survivor
• guilt
• wall
• street
• economics

[emeraldislegod]

Effing BRILLIANT installment, Kim N Rob!!! (et al...I'm sure production staff have grown!)

WHEN'S the fookin' SITCOM?!?! Friggin' PILOT should be worth a Nielsen 7! KEEP UP the FIght, Cube Lady!

One thing though....When you become a MEGASTAR, PLEASE promise no silicone or Meg-Ryan-Disfiguring surgery.....YOU are perfectly wonderful as God made you!

Thinking of YOU guys when I hit POWERBALL! CHEERS~

[cubefarm]

bless you, bless you :) We will keep fighting the good fight!

[JasonMelancon]

God, you're good. This is so funny. I got laid off Friday before last -- except it was 3 PM.

[cubefarm]

three hours to pack- how generous. Unless you got summer hour Fridays.

Hope you got a decent severance and can take some time off...to watch videos and what not :)

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

wait why not take a working light bulb from an empty cubicle and install it where the person is, its got to be easier than transfering all the desk things

[emeraldislegod]

ooops...audience, NOT comediennes

[emeraldislegod]

Christ, I'm sorry, but, WHO WERE these mouth-breathers?!?! I mean, I'm watching some very talented women, but.....? wtf? Back hair....Common denominator.

[emeraldislegod]

wow....I'm sorry about Comedy TIme. I suppose back hair was the cover charge....GREAT set. I GOT it....

[emeraldislegod]

ROB!!!!! FEED THAT GIRL!!!! Don't let Hollyweird WIN!!!!! Ya HEAR me, ROB?!?! FEED KIM!

[rodeney123]

Job retention is the Union's worry. Keep a low profile and don't forget the boss's coffee.

[rodeney123]

Maybe they can do the job from home - you know a kind of department outsource. Might be worth a consideration with payroll, accounting and corporate day care...

[TTsites]

Oh kim, I so wish you had posted this back in January. I used to drive 705 km to work in another Province each week up until January. At the begining of the year my boss allowed me to drive for 7.5 hours to get to work only to terminate me when I got there ... LOL ... this after I had spoken to him on the phone the day before ... ??? ... I wasn't even in a cubicle, I was in a trailer ... LOL