Teach Me How to Wudu (Muslim Parody of the Dougie)

Check out the new A Capella version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKRy17kOR0w

Lyrics - Teach Me How to Wudu

Aye! Salam!
Teach me how to Wudu (aye!)
I be like hey, brother, can you teach how to wudu?
Otherwise, Salah I'll have to redo
I need to do more than to splash some water on me
Cause We aint in no swimming pool and Im no Free Willy,
Gotta put your hands out front, wash em right to left,
If you do that up to three times it will be the best,
Put some water in your mouth and swish it side to side,
If you can do it, do some miswakin, miswakin, yeah
When push some water up your nose, take heed
You aint gotta stuff it up there till it bleeds,
Bro I see yo face and but your beard aint drippin wet,
That's part of wudu, so don't forget
Run that water up your arms, elbows included,
Then you wet the hair, rub your ears and neck, do it!
Make sure you clean your feet, ankles, and between the toes,
Finish with Shahadah, that's how the wudu goes!

Chorus
Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
Every Muslim wudu's,
Every, every muslim wudu's,
Every Muslim wudu's,
For Salah, you gotta wudu

Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
All the Muslims wudu,
All the, all the Muslims wudu,
All the Muslims wudu,
For Salah, you gotta wudu

My name is Sid and I am a Muslim
All throughout the day you see me wudu makin'
Why is that? Cause when I'm wuduin
All my minor sins off me they be fallin'
I got something to say to my fellow Muslims,
Wudu aint a shower, so why the water wastin,
Even if in front of a river, the Prophet said,
Only use as much as you need, then go ahead
lemme give ya some advice when ya angry and ya raging,
Cool it off with wudu, it'll ease the situation
Fajr, Zuhr, Asr Maghrib, Isha, you be prayin,
So get that wudu down, you know what I'm sayin

Chorus
Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
Every Muslim wudu's,
Every, every muslim wudu's,
Every Muslim wudu's,
For Salah, you gotta wudu

Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me how to wudu,
Teach me, Teach me how to wudu,
All the Muslims wudu,
All the, all the Muslims wudu,
All the Muslims wudu,
For Salah, you gotta wudu

Category:

Music

Tags:

• teach
• me
• how
• to
• wudu
• dougie
• muslim
• nasheed
• rap
• it's
• jumuah

[thehabeeeeeb]

hey jijgigi do you actually make the lyrics yourself? coz if you do,U ROCK BRO!!

[jijigigi]

@thehabeeeeeb i do! thanks!

[msiddiqui95]

LOL this is genius.

I just wish you posted a version without music like how you did with the "Jumuah" song.

[jijigigi]

@msiddiqui95 request granted :) check new video. salam

[42bottlesofbeer]

I'm not Muslim, but I still think I'd rather wudu than dougie :)

[Tozzlez]

"you know what im saying" .... u just reminded me of Baba Ali...know what im sayinnnnnnn? :L lol

[MrEstudiante2007]

Fuckin awesome bro!!!! Jazakallahkeiran.

[MrFahim321]

I am a Muslim,and i like this

[soccergirlz98]

This just made my day!! I'm showing this to my mom!!

[ozman618]

This is racess but still hilarious lol lmfao

[lolbrbsos123]

awesome best song ever



[temarigurl222]

Ok im showing this to my children in the future..LOL...this is awesome! LOVE IT! :D

[dede1hero]

Wow ur the best it's very cool masallah

[MuslimahMaryama12]

Awesome! Can you make more videos? Thanks. May Allah guide us all!

[mszcuutie]

damn!