Nothing is Impossible

Nothing is Impossible
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of
Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself
as
a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you
can
catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his Way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost
10lb.
as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads: If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent
shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four
days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover
that he has lost another 20lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -"This is Our
most
rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: .."I'm
Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Nothing
• is
• Impossible

[Zeeblog]

Apparently good video quality is.

[malapaba]

just because u cant do it it doesnt me its impossible

[enticed2zeitgeist]

Are these mini-shaolin monks?

[24822222]

wonderful

[DOOxProductions]

well thats just stupid

[malapaba]

sorry i meant it doesnt mean

[zaaaaaat]

what a fake =))) omg 2:02 you can`t jump like that ...