Let's Sing With PaleVoyager - Wild OZ Won & Tew

Happy Birthday, OZ! I hope you dig the WildARMs flavor. Lyrics below.

**Cruxtaportmantunction is a mix of the words crux, portmanteau, juxtapose, and conjunction. It's an inside joke and its definition is basically any or all of the words used to make it.

Lyrics:

Won:
OmegaZultan, it's not my fault, man. I'm always butchering your favorite songs.
BromegaZuldude, I'm being so rude, your weiner's not very long.

Just don't pretend your, not very friendcore. In fact I'd say that is just what you are.
Sure you offend us, but then defend us from zombies playing guitar.

I'm watching a thing about Lara Croft. She shoots dinosaurs and the mayor. And just when you think all the hope's truly lost. I will turn to you and say, Bitch, I'll always be a play-UH.

What the fuck is this? The music just got hella wicked gay, the happy way, so Happy Birthday. You're on your way to adult diapers.
Also tiny wang, I don't think I stressed that enough to you, mang.
You've got a tiny wang, and now everyone knows that.

Enjoy fucking your cat, AND YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

YOU GOT A SMALL DICK!


Tew:

I am not done you ho. (This is what you would call a second birthday song)
Why are you such a bro? (Y'all Bitches go ahead and try to prove me wrong)

Word up!
You scramble through the bramble like a goddamn orangutammal!
What the fuck I just threw words around, it's crazy, you don't know nothing.
**Cruxtaportmantunction in this bitch, get yourself up in it like it's UH bronado. A bronado!

Can you make sense of what I'm singin', bringin'
I'll bet all this rapeage is stingin'.

Dude either way I just fucked up your birthday song.
Now it's your turn, so make me proud and never get it wrong.

Happy fucking birthday, OmegaZultan FROG? NO HIPPO! Byahhh!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• lets
• let's
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• with
• pale
• voyager
• omegazultan
• birthday
• song
• Wild
• Arms

[TheBuzzati]

Anyone ever tell you that your vocal style is very much like Frank Zappa?

[PaleVoyager]

@TheBuzzati I think so, yeah.

[Kadiebeast]

Kadience approves.

(not that that matters, unless I am actually some sort of song approval manager, in which case it matters very much!)

[PaleVoyager]

@Kadiebeast Do you believe I did this one?

[Kadiebeast]

@PaleVoyager Yes, but I still doubt Defile the Silence.

[PaleVoyager]

@Kadiebeast You're mean.

[Webberjo]

Canadian Idol contestant right here. Bring home the gold Pale!

[NSOmega2]

Its been so long since I heard this! And PV only makes it more awesome!

[lukenuetzmann]

Masterfully done. I love the picture.

[DraconiusDragora]

Oh god love listening to your songs Pale, you sure have great talent! ^^

[ManjixIchigo]

that song is just like this South Park episode I saw where Cartman thinks that when they post the boys' height differentials, he mistakes them for penis lengths. ROFL

[Kadiebeast]

@PaleVoyager That's okay! :3