Mayhem - The Misheard Lyrics

I will tolchock
This shit rhymes
On Magilla...
...There are flies.
There's the portkey
Ron is gay.

Pat-a-cake
Black culture
Magna carta
Soon I'll take a...
...couple pills
Whore!
Faggot!
On my gay-dar.

Pemmican
Violet Cujo
Snacky Smores
Charles Xavier
Pachelbel
Whore!
Faggots!!!
Armadillo!!!!!

Pictures are, in order (deep breath) Set 1: nuclear test, Albert Einstein, another nuke test, Israel/American flag in D.C., snuggie ad., world's most pierced person, graph of worldwide temperatures, diagram of a black hole, man 'farting' flame, Barrack Obama, Wal-mart logo, sham-wow guy, monk immolation, Tacoma narrows bridge, football player gettin' it in the 'nads, Nietzsche, Bush/chimp comparison pics, Tsar-bomba, Stephen Hawking, X-box 360, Bud Dwyer, Dresden ruins, stretch vehicles, Titanic, household chemicals, Zapruder film still, 9/11 second tower, Paris Hilton, WTO Seattle protest, Fantoft ruins, The God Delusion paperback cover, Edsel, eugenics diagram, DDT promo, Janice (Muppets), atomic reaction in a nuclear device, gas chamber, world's biggest breasts, Hetfield/Cowardly Lion comparison, China outline, Facebook/Myspace logos, Muslim outrage, McDonald's logo, Picasso's Guernica, 'Americard' promo, cartoon bible, Kuwait oil fires from space, Splenda logo, I.Q. test question 11, angler fish, Large Hadron Collider, Magnavox ad., Stalingrad statue, Nawlins post-Katrina, Våler church burning, broken ice shelf, blancmange at Wimbledon, Tiananmen square protester, H1N1 virus.

Set 2: Berliner bratwurst, Rosie and weird guy, Hindenburg, Tivo logo, Reinhard Heydrich, Hoover Dam, Johnny Cash bird, Chuck Norris, Laura/George kiss over dead pope, Beatles rooftop performance, melted icefield in Patagonia, V-J kiss, first electric-guitar, Gonz darkslide, Conan and Leno, Spruce Goose, Civ II screenshot, Asgardsrei, WoW-South Park, Kent State shooting, fat kid @ McDonald's, Toht's melting face, Smithers' fantasy, Siddhartha, Starbucks logo, Giza pyramids, Disney logo, ingredients for an Irish Car Bomb, Lech Walesa, football face-hit, Python foot, Palpatine, crop circle, Mecca during the Hajj, dumb contestant, Abbath posing, Wonka's golden ticket, piratebay logo, moon photo, diagram of a heart, Alec Guinness' characters in Kind Hearts and Coronets, Bush with Saudi sheik, Metropolis robot, Stephen Hawking (again?!?!), Oseberg longboat, largest pipe, president Taft, writing staff of the Simpsons, opening measures of Pathetique sonata, Germanic hut recreation, Gaahl is gay, King Henry II, Cottingley fairy, funny news story, Preikestolen, Burg Eltz, 'Eat a queer fetus for Jesus' sign, GE logo, AND.... my band's logo.

Sorry about the somewhat extreme videos at the end. My goal was to draw comparison between the painful solo and the pain on-screen. I think some of it is just downright hard to watch though.

Truth be told, I think Mayhem fucking rules, but making this video was just too good to pass up :)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mayhem
• Misheard
• Lyrics
• Pure
• Fucking
• Armageddon
• Zamiel
• Whore
• Faggot
• Armadillo
• Black
• Metal
• Joke
• Funny
• Skinwalker

[exhaton]

Nice work Dougie Poo. Total fucking awesomeness.

[AgnusMorten]

Pure Fucking WTF?!!

XDDDD