Nostalgia Critic - Sidekicks

Nostalgia Critic - Sidekicks

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• Nostalgia
• Critic
• Sidekicks

[keerkhor]

RIP Jonathan Brandeis

[Disgracetotheline]

-Cancer has no cure for Norris.

-Chuck Norris can swim an entire ocean wrapped in a straightjacket.

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

-Chuck Norris hates Raymond.

-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but If Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

[615Deathdealer]

Man this is a horriable movie.

[FatPizza6912]

chuck norris and arnold schwartznegger would make a GREAT team up and the plot is that they kill justin bieber

[thenintendogamer]

I got a friend that went to Lamar High School here in Houston (where this movie was filmed) and seeing the Critic review a movie mentioning it is surreal and cool :D

[domesticatedanimal77]

I LOVE that generic, pubic domain porno music!

[Humbaphunbaba]

i´ve always been wondering .... why didnt chuck use a roundhouse kick ?

[BEZERKSTUDIOS718]

if chuck is sooo great why dosent he come in here and beat my head on thgdwhyuqefuvftwqevfewtyfguvbg­rvgbyttbtgvr y tgbvygvt by tgbvy tgbvy gbvuy b gbynyh tgbvvhb ytg bvhv btgh fgbvy vfgby tvb tgybvybfvythfcgvyjrvhfvbe4eryu­fhjgbc76btyi7gb67 h65tghvx67h gby7 xic5 tc6 ik gvdhmcnv db

CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME

[ztslovebird]

I would like to point out that having asthma doesn't automatically make you a lost cause that everyone pities. My sister has asthma, and she is an awesome swimmer, great with animals, a great flotist/piccolo player, and will happily kick anyone's ass if they deserve it. My point is, asthma doesn't automatically make you an invalid, as this movie suggests.

[df2guy12]

You fool! Are you saying that Chuck Norris can achieve nothing?!

[goldenpizzaking]

@Jman92854 because hes chuck Norris ACHUKA NORRIS!