Aisle Evil ((Pep-)Talk Like a Pirate) - Lyrics & Animation) (ORIGINAL RHYMING LYRICS WITH SUBTITLES)

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Immortalised as the theme tune to "Van der Valk", the original version of this magical melody was brought to prominence by the Simon Park Orchestra that saw it soar to top the charts in 1973 (and no small style).

LYRICS :

Well now for years both your ears
Have been teeming with tears
Their briney brimmings are telling tales
Taking their toll on the shape of your soul
Your rôle's to seek not salvage grails

You won't find any kind of solace in a mind
That is blind to beatitude
Don't build Malice a palace
Just because you're too proud to place platitude

Languishing ! Anguishing !
Malingering is King
And Agony's Emperor
Walled-up with wailing
You wallow in sorrow
You're a simpering whimperer !

Make a truce with the truth
Unhinge the yoke of youth
It is time to face your disgrace
Once you own you're alone
You can begin to atone
For what made you MOAN

Don't waste MORE time feeling sorry
Instead just pray that your quarry
Swiftly succumbs
and becomes chums
with cheerfulness
A sweetening sacrifice

All advice has its price
So open up your heart (and purse)
Pause to reflect and genuflect
No longer nurse
Crass cause to CURSE !

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[series64]

In actual fact Eye Level was only performed by the Simon Park Orchestra it was composed by Dutch composer Jack Trombey. A timeless classic.

[daveywaveycavey]

bit spooky but i actually quite like this.

[gretna2008fc]

Great, strange but still good.

[slappy6817]

Awesome on so many levels!! No truer words were spoken!!!

[killiangirl890]

WTF? I LOVE IT! This song is soo true! man kind does not desevre to live. die.

[twixyboy]

wtf

[seanster1998]

WTF?

[BREAKIT97]

that is kinda scary

[cosine303]

EYE LEVEL VANDERVALK SIMON PARK is the none vocal version.. the proper one ;-)

[cosine303]

"EYE LEVEL VANDERVALK SIMON PARK" on youtube.. without the vocal =)