A Nerdy White Girl Attempts to Rap

AKA the Canada Rap.

I think I'm going to stick with my metal music from now on.

I'm going to link the aforementioned Katie and Krystal below. Blame them for this monstrosity of a rap.

LYRICS:
Katie and Krystal said I should do a rap
They insisted, even though I said it was whack
I'm doing this rap because they told me to,
So Katie and Krystal, go fuck you!
I'm doing this rap about Canada
My lovely country, Canada
We have the best backyard in the world
Lots of nature for every boy and girl
We have trees, and bears, and caribou
The nature in Canada is a really pretty view
But that's not all Canada has in store
We have comedians just like Jon Dore
If Jon Dore's not your cup of tea,
Watch funny men like Dave Foley.
He's pretty hot when he's dressed in drag
One more thing, our milk comes in bags
Gays and Muslims are free from hate
Cuz here Canada, we don't discriminate.
Wanna speak French; well have no fear,
English and French are both spoken here.
Toonies and loonies are our currency
Isn't Canada a great place to be?
We have big cities and a nice countryside
And I'll always have my Canuckian pride.

Katie: http://www.youtube.com/user/nutcasekatie
Krystal: http://www.youtube.com/user/Kittiesrkool

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• nerd
• nerdy
• nerdfighter
• canada
• rap
• dave foley
• jon dore
• toonie
• loonie

[ocdofbooks]

i love watching your videos....you crack me up! lol!!!

Milk comes in bags? Powdered milk? strange.... : )

[TheNerdyCanuck]

@ocdofbooks Lol, it's not powdered milk. It's milk, but instead of in a carton, it's in a bag.

[JustUsGirlsx]

Is that a bag of rice? :P

I think the dancing at the end was my favourite part :) ~Katie

[TheNerdyCanuck]

@JustUsGirlsx A bag of rice? What? If you're referring to the bag I'm dancing with, it's a bag of milk. In Canada, milk comes in bags.

LOL and thanks.

[ItsDianaSkye]

yay Canadians are awesome!

[TheNerdyCanuck]

@ItsDianaSkye Indeed we are

[alopez2012]

Haha :) loved it

[xPaddy]

LMFAO. I actually enjoyed this rap.

[ocdofbooks]

@TheNerdyCanuck OOOH, so it is actually liquid? OK....lol!!

[TheNerdyCanuck]

@Kwinnky Um... thank-you? LOL :)

[LeeLeenSuperstar]

awesome!

:D