Ontario Sucks- The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

A Video to go along with the song by The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

I Apologize about the mistakes in the video. The song is by 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie NOT Arrogant Worms. The artists pictured are the Arrogant Worms not 3 Dead Trolls.

Lyrics:

I hate the Sky dome and the CN Tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rents too high, the airs unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
In Toronto, Ontario

"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck

"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"

Ontariio Sucks

"actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt"

I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,

"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?"

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, they're too cold!

And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!"

'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
But Calgary does

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Toronto
• Ontario
• Sucks
• Three
• Dead
• Trolls
• Baggie
• lyrics

[TheSPaRkY3218]

Edmonton's anthem! ;)



[glanoneflobish]

If we ask to all the other provinces if Alberta sucks, they will agree

;-)

[ther00tbeer]

saskatchewan is way better than alberta but i agree with you about ontario

[BaileyIsAmazing6]

oh come on!!! they had to say Thunder Bay!!! gosh

[derick4767]

if the guy that made this song thinks that ontarrio really sucks... then why did he bother himself making a song about it... dosen't make sense

[Angus1343]

haven't hear this song in forever, saw a random link and next think ya know im singing along with every word, even though its been years since i've heard it lmao

[evan76485]

you fucking suck but it is funny

[janeholloway1998]

yeuss bah newfoundlanders talk funny my son if i had a face like yours id walk around backward

[Jaabyourface]

there is no such band as "three dead trolls in a baggie" sounds like it came straight from the imagination of some some ad/hd 12 year old. its arrogant worms. and don't you forget it. 

[smashgiants]

lol wait wait, windsor im from there, were not part of canada lol.