HONK HONK!
http://www.parodyrapper.com
Woke up this morning with a blow up doll next to me
Should have known better than to make it personally
I can make balloon animals like a cat or doggie
Wear shirts that are poofy
Last night got drunk with a female chimpanzee
Gin & tonic from my flower water squirty
Entertain bratty kids for a small nominal fee
Went to clown college got my PhD
It was in pie fights, pie fights, I majored
Captain of the juggling team so thought I was cool
Ronald McDonald impersonator
Its now 50 pounds later
I hope this b-day party is fully catered
Put on my rainbow suspenders
Wear pants that are not slender
Put on my rainbow suspenders
Im a frequent carnival attender
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