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Noah [Angry Video Game Nerd]

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Published on Jan 27, 2013

While Noah and his sons were building the ark, many came to make fun of the old man, building this giant boat, far away from any sea or ocean. That was before he crushed their bones into a fine paste to act as a sealant. Also, a little known fact: Noah did not build the ark to escape the flood. He summoned the flood to help carry his homemade lunch box to the top of a mountain, where he had promised his young girlfriend a picnic, years prior. The fact that she had drowned in the process was a mere technicality. God then created the first rainbow, so that the world would remember how rad it was.

Music at the end is Ride the Lightning by Metallica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebInq...

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