Dysfunction Junction (Mad TV)

Parody of the old "Schoolhouse Rock" educational programs.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Education
• Schoolhouse
• Rock
• Parody
• Spoof

[MondoBeno]

How could this be offensive? It's not far from the truth.

I see parents doping up their kids because they "don't want to deal". I knew an 11 year old who was a drooling zombie from all the meds. The parents said "we want quiet family dinners, and now he can sit at the table and not make noise."

I said "why not let him leave the table when he's finished eating?"

They replied "it's OUR house, and we want things OUR way! We expect him to shut up when we want!"

[TheCorrster]

If we classify child development into ADD or ADHD that's pretty sad. Kids were not meant to shut up and sit still when there young. Now it's considered that if you have to much energy to sit down or listen to what a teacher has to say, then DRUGS, DRUGS, DRUGS!

If you won't listen to what we have to say, then rather than try to teach you and be patient, will use suppressant drugs....

If ADD exist, Then every single boy in the United states has it!

[MrTrailltrader]

This is scary. Worse, it should be listed as a documentary because it is real.

[RGaffney43]

If Tom Sawyer was in school today, he would have ADD or ADHD. He would be in school all the time and his aunt would consider going out on adventures in the woods too dangerous for him. He wouldn't con the other kids into painting the fence. He wouldn't be Tom Sawyer. Parents think they can get an easy way out of parenting by drugging their kids. What world do we live in now? This is insane.

[ometta7]

I'm just saying, sometimes medication is actually needed. I keep trying to get him back on his adderall, partly because I think it'll help him calm the fuck down and partly because I know a few people who will pay good money for addies and my friend is always willing to give me whatever drugs he can get his hands on.

[ometta7]

I have a friend who has been diagnosed with ADHD and Asperger's. He's not on any medication because his mom conceded to his request that she take him off of it when he was fifteen. Now he's twenty. He's an obnoxious, manipulative, compulsive liar who absolutely WILL NOT shut the hell up even if you beat the shit out of him. He used to steal things from us, he got kicked out of one town for getting mad and breaking a little boy's arm, and he has threatened suicide to get attention.

[kelvinpyaeko]

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[MrBigYum]

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Dis way, Miiiizzz MaddY?

Dis way?! you little bitch!

[NameOfRain]

Kids get so many medications because people are too lazy to actually ask kids what is going on and the insurance companies and schools are too cheap to pay for counseling.

[HumanAlein100000]

What about viagra for eryctyle disfunction.

[ppp9922]

@EternityEyes

yea they should rename ADD or ADHD, KBK which means Kids Being Kids

[RDJudesie]

@devulboy1 Damn fucking straight they should be able to DISCIPLINE their kids beyond the "time out" B.S.. Spanking is NOT abuse. You never heard of this shit years ago, because parents actually DISCIPLINED their kids, not 'cause they weren't diagnosed with this crap. Everyone's scared of being accused of child abuse for SPANKING. "Acting their age" does NOT include constant inappropriate behavior. There's kid behavior, and then there's behavior that needs GOOD OLD FASHIONED FUCKING DISCIPLINE.