Birthday Song - for Molly - Mike Lombardo

It is Molly's' birthday!
Go say hello to her!

http://youtube.com/sweetafton23

I sell music and merch so I can buy food. Here's where you can find it:

► iTunes: http://bit.ly/MiLoiTunes
► CD's: http://dft.ba/mike
► Bandcamp: http://mikelombardo.bandcamp.com
► Shirts: http://districtlines.com/mike-lombardo

Places you can find me:

► Twitter: http://twitter.com/mikelombardo
► Vlog channel: http://youtube.com/jeffisold
► Gaming channel: http://youtube.com/mikelombardogames
► Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/mikelombardotrio
► Official Website: http://mikelombardomusic.com


Lyrics:
Facebook says you're turning twenty.
And i though, oh, that's today?
I checked the twitterz and the youtubes and it was, to my dismay..
Well I had to get you SOMETHING
but I'm broke and far away
here's a song I wrote for you
about your special day!

You are old enough to gamble
and see stuff that's rated R
you can get a piercing
and buy porno and cigars

you can legally get married
and buy spraypaint at the store
but you better be careful
cause they won't sent you to Juvie anymore

Don't be in a rush to rent a car - at least you're old enough to drive
cause they screw you on insurance until you're 25
and don't go getting no ideas when you pass that liquor store
cause you know that's still illegal
and they won't send you to juvie any more

I don't me to be a downer
that's a point i must defend
just think of this as free advice
from your older stronger faster smarter better-looking friend

You can go on Jerry Springer
You can now adopt a kid
you can go on ebay and you can place a bid
you can donate blood and get a loan and join the marine corp
but be careful with that rifle cause they won't send you to juvie anymore

--


twitter.com/mikelombardo
Peace and love
MiLo

Category:

Music

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• birthday
• sweetafton23
• mike
• lombardo

[ILovPonyboyCurtis]

is this song available on itunes! i love it so much

[MikeLombardoMusic]

@ILovPonyboyCurtis Haha, no. it's just a one-off goofy thing to make molly laugh.

[bekabee24]

This made me laugh so much! I may cover this song and sing it to my sister when she turns eighteen. Is that cool?

[MikeLombardoMusic]

@bekabee24 of course!

[akatami]

Is there an age limit for Jerry Springer? I wasn't aware.

[MikeLombardoMusic]

@akatami According to the very small amount of research I did, yes. 18.

[grimmreaperful13]

SWEET!!!dude you got the talent !!!!!!5/5

[vict0riaven0m]

Hahahaha. (:

[LaughsAtGravity]

Don't mind me, I'm just going to sit here and favourite all your videos.

[pbjellybeanful]

"Older, stronger, faster, smarter, better looking friend" *cheesy smile*

[msh0510]

@msh0510 actually...nov 23 2009 would have been my 20th too!i need to meet my molly twin, lol.

[msh0510]

this is crazy!i just found this, loved it, and then realized it was posted on my birthday....and my name is molly.haha.just bought 'songs for a new day' and can't wait to get it! :) keep it up.

[99emobunnies]

lmao

[DreamerRealist]

Internet: A Series of Tunes part three?

[wellthatsfunn]

Welp, my name is Molly and today is my 20th birthday. Thanks for the song stranger!

[TheNargleWatcher]

awwww sweetheart!

[esmeraldacam]

Awww I wouldn't let you go... lovely song

[CoolCase2]

this is really awesome!! good job you! :)