Text: (sung to the tune of "My Bonnie")
I sing of my sagging man titties,
Man titties so far and so near;
Oh that my mamalian protrusions,
Would get a well fitting brassiere.
Man titties stretch over the oceans,
Man titties stretch over the lands;
I'll tuck in my free form elastic,
And cover with palms of my hands.
I'll tell you of middle age romance,
So destitute at any rate;
How can you expect great acheivement,
Comparing cup size with your date.
Chorus:
Man tits, man tits,
The middle aged man's greatest fear;
Man tits, man tits,
Those hooters sure need a brassiere!
luv it! rotfl
2311weedtoakerz 1 month ago
Heheheheheheheheheh ROFLMFAO! I loved it before and to hear you sing it, its just bloody marvelous!
FrankieQueenofOZ 1 month ago
happy holidays-haha-good man
tinfoilhatter 2 months ago