A Very Serious Poem About Middle Age.wmv

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Uploaded by on Dec 27, 2011

Text: (sung to the tune of "My Bonnie")

I sing of my sagging man titties,
Man titties so far and so near;
Oh that my mamalian protrusions,
Would get a well fitting brassiere.

Man titties stretch over the oceans,
Man titties stretch over the lands;
I'll tuck in my free form elastic,
And cover with palms of my hands.

I'll tell you of middle age romance,
So destitute at any rate;
How can you expect great acheivement,
Comparing cup size with your date.

Chorus:
Man tits, man tits,
The middle aged man's greatest fear;
Man tits, man tits,
Those hooters sure need a brassiere!

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  • luv it! rotfl

  • Heheheheheheheheheh ROFLMFAO! I loved it before and to hear you sing it, its just bloody marvelous!

  • happy holidays-haha-good man

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