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Uploaded by on Jan 23, 2011

This one's for all our med school homies out there

Wanna be a doctor
That's why we all flocked here
To medical school to be that Hippocratic rock star
Future disease fighters, got our pens and highlighters
Bring on those exams, we ain't scared of all-nighters
Flippin' through my Netter's all fast and furious
Wanna learn about the body cuz I'm bio-curious
Cuz that's what a baller med student do
Every day readin' pathology like deja vu
Learn complement and cytokines, then go back and review
Memorizing muscarinics while our debt accrue
And I'm all up all up all up in the lab with my knife and scrubs,
And I don't like formaldehyde but my cadaver does
Staying up to cram, I need IV caffeine
Got a thousand mnemonics and every one is obscene
Histamine in my head cuz my mind is inflamed
Yeah I study so much that my brain got necrosis
Gotta stay hard like fibrosis, sclerosis
Hope I don't end up with some neurosis, psychosis
Hunched over our tables like kyphosis
I be gettin' sick of this like toxicosis
Assignments aggregate around me like I'm thromboxane
The notes don't stop, professors makin' it rain
Med school is bradykinin, it be givin' me pain
I'm agitated, my S-Ts are elevated
Exam tomorrow, we're gonna be annihilated
We're motivated to help the sick and isolated
But for now we need the practice so prepare to be palpated
Dope goals, those are frontal lobar
So hope, go far, run the OR
Brains growin' like a zygote, guess who's got a white coat,
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm gonna be a doctor!

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  • I like the lyrics in this video better than your newer one.

  • this video is awesome Vanessa and crew!

  • Yeah son!

  • Hell yah

  • so dope

  • NICE BITCH!

  • As a lesbian and a biology major, "bio- curious" may be my new favorite phrase ever.

  • The professor making it rain made this video for me. Brilliant.

  • This is badass

  • lmao this is so bad its funny.

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