Teach Me How to Dougie Parody - "Teach Me How to Make Mac N Cheese"

What you see here is an instructional video to teach you how to make a delicious snack that everyone loves. This is a parody to the song "Teach me how to Dougie". It's about macaroni n cheese. Shot with the Sony EX1 and edited on Final Cut Pro. Enjoy.

LYRICS:

Aye! Aye!
Teach me how to cook MacNCheez (aye!)

(Verse 1)
They be like mac (what?!)
Can you teach me how to cook it?
You know why?
Cause all da chicas hungry (aye)
All I need is a Mac N Cheese packet
And for you, you, and you to tear it up and dump it!
Put the cheese on the mac, stir it up okay
They gon be on you when you got that MacNCheez sway?
Aint nobody messin with my girl from coral way
She go by drea and she mac'n like a playa
I aint from cali cuz I'm east side groovie
I serve up that side dish and everybody tryna do me
I show up with da mac and all da ladies tryna screw me
You do your dougie, and ima do me (cheesy)
Ninjas love to hate cause they aint got my mac
I just rode that beat now ima give it back
I make the panties wet when my noodle starts stewin
My rhyming smooth and creamy so you aint gotta chew it.

(Chorus)
Teach me how to make MacNCheez
Teachme teachme Teachme
Teach me how to make MacNCheez
Teachme teachme Teachme
All my chicas hungry
All my, all my chicas hungry
All my chicas hungry
All my, all my chicas hungry


(Verse 2)
My name is cheez!
All the ladies tell me please
You know I'm from Miami so I'm cool like a breeze!
I step up in da club and girls hit they knees
My eyes a little chinky cuz I been burnin trees
And then somebody like "aye! where's the munchies!"
So I break out a box of Easy Mac
I bend the chicks over and pour it on their back
And when a ninja stop they be like "yo! where the cheese at?"
I'll let my boy m-squared teach you cats how to do dat
Cook that MacNCheeze up smooth like a Cadilac
Been Mac'n since back in the day
When Return of the Mac got radio play


(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
Back of the kitchen ion really like cooking
I'm just tryna drink a miller highlife and get blown
(Mmm) we makin MacNCheez and ninjas hatin but I
Got this chick callin so im bout to head home
She gonna make me Mac all night long
And I aint gotta table I just eat it off her thong
She wanna rub me and I think she tease so
I change the subject and make some MacNCheeze
But, ion give a funk, get drunk too funny
And then I wax on a bunnies ass, Mr. Myagi
Dey gonna make us Mac cuz they stay hungry
And when I told her open wide she looked at me funny
Bye! I fed you somthin, cali swag chewed the beat
That I was just munchin,
I cooked some MacNCheez and everbody loved it
And I hate house music cuz it sounds so stupid (oh!)

Category:

Comedy

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[tiffanydawn913]

That is my mistake for misunderstanding your wording :( However, I really do like your parody and think its hilarious. Btw, my comment just meant I was really enjoying the show until I thought I heard the N word. I really wasn't trying to be a smart butt :( Pls forgive my misujderstanding!! You still did a good job!!

[MartyUT07]

@tiffanydawn913 :) Thank you. And thanks for checking it out!

[tiffanydawn913]

You blew it when you said NiCCAS!! I was riding with you at first...you lose!!

[MartyUT07]

@tiffanydawn913 the word in question is *CHICAS. It's a Spanish word for Girls. What did I lose? I didn't know there was a prize up for grabs. Maybe I would have enunciated better.

[itsjuli]

You guys are hilarious! Lol kudossss

[DeeJayProximus]

@pineapplesoda123 word!

[tapanesdvm]

I hope you know I find myself watching this video whenever I miss you guys, lol. To this day, it still makes me laugh! :) -Liz

[kmaenomat]

Teach me how to be fattie

[boobear2218]

omg i love this song cant get it out of my life

[ripstickmaster10]

that blonde chick dancing is just not hot at all.

[SuperHockeyfan36]

Notice how most people in this are fat

[Jovijov]

i want mac an cheese now thanks alot smh

lol@chinkey cus of trees

[tRICkCitY123]

making easymac in a pot?

they really know how to do it!

[lallamavolador]

11 people don't know how to make mac n cheese

[MartyUT07]

@tvJCSZ lol. good call! hah