Why I Hate My Job...

* Dialogue*

[5 Minutes are refilling all 6 coffee pots...]

"Sir? Sir! Yes, you. Um, you seem to be outta coffee and like, I totally need some right now. Could you like change it for me? 'Cause it's empty."

"Out of coffee? Really? Wow, that was really fast. Yeah, uh, could you just give me a minute? I'll be right out there, I'll change it for you. Sorry for the inconvenience, but uh..just give me a minute."

"Yeah, ok. Ok. I'll wait right here for some coffee. Thank you. Thank you... Thank you..."

*Old Lady makes creepy noises and coughs very annoyingly*

"Oh my god...Ok ma'am, I'm gonna go get some new pots of coffee and uh, I'll meet you at the coffee stand in like a minute or two, ok? I'll be right there"

[Goes to check coffee pots]

"Huh. That's...That's weird. Hmm, this one too. Wait, these are all full. Ma'am, are- you tired these ones, right? You tried THESE pots of coffee? Because they're completely full. You sure you tried these ones?"

"Ya. Ya. I tried that one and that one and I tried that one too. They were all empty, they wouldn't like, give me coffee. I was pushing and pushing and nothing came out!"

"That-That is strange. These are full. Um, maybe they're broken. You have a coffee pot, can you try to get some coffee? Maybe the pots aren't pumping it right or something and I can see what's wrong. So, can you just get some coffee for me?"

"Ya, ya, of course. Ok, getting' coffee, ok...See? I keep pushing this button and uh, nothing's coming out. See? I keep pushing the label that says 'button' and nothing's coming out!"

"Uh, yeah...That's because that's not like a coffee dispensing button. There's a lever right here. Did you push this lever? See? Coffee comes out if you push down this lever..."

"Oh, well, I didn't see the levers...I thought that the thing that said 'coffee' is the thing that you pushed. Well, I didn't know. So, I'm sorry I guess? So, you have a nice day. I'm gonna go now with my cup of coffee, ok...bye..."

[End.]

All voices were made by me [yeah, all two of em. I'm so talented]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• coffee
• customers
• servers
• why i hate my job
• akuma
• yoru

[HitokiriShinzui]

...congrats, that old lady voice is now what i hear when i read your comics!!! XD

[CrazyPirateMouse]

I laughed quite a bit, especially at the end. XDD

[bandotaku]

At least she wasn't bitchy? If that's a plus? Lol.

[Voolfina]

That laugh at 3:25 ^^ :3

[avatardchan]

@pefectplastic UGH! Okay, once I was cashiering and the woman I was checking out started yelling at me and threatening to call my manager because I wasn't talking to her. I of course didn't say anything rude, but in my head I was like "Bitch I have a line all the way to fucking Starbucks and I'm new at this so I don't have time to fucking chat!"

[Ananx13]

Jeezus! How much helium did you suck to make that lady's voice?

[TheGreatMillz]

...you're old woman voice...is amazing. 

[girlo360]

How..How did you do that to your voice...Amazing..

[BabyxCougar]

Forever will I imagine that lady's voice, Yoru, xD

[StichedShiori]

I now wonder what you sounded like before puberty. I still can't believe you did both voices.

[SaruCharmed]

Huh... You really sound like a girl when you voice the old lady. Even when you messed up. Did you edit your voice to make it sound higher? Anyways, I like your regular guy voice. :)

[ConnyTachi]

Hahahahah the creepy noises x'D

You make such a cool old lady voice 8D