Join Commander Rick Wolf along with his robot pals Johnny Cylon and Topsy-Bot 5000, as they're forced to sit through their first short film and yet another trashy Italian horror flick at the hands of crazed inventor Dr. Harrison Blackwood!
The Short: In this bone-chilling short, a young boy faces off with grumpy, demonic cars hell-bent on teaching him the rules of pedestrian safety (and giving him every complex in the book).
The Film: In this would-be sexploitation flick, Mr. Universe of 1955, Mickey Hargitay (Lady Frankenstein) plays reclusive ex-actor Travis Anderson.
Agoraphobic Travis enjoys wearing effeminate bathrobes and brooding in his cozy castle. Along with his two live-in henchmen, he lives a life of complete and utter solitude! However, that all changes when a group of smarmy smut photographers and their fussy model girlfriends storm his abode, and it means one thing - wacky trouble!
Watch Travis noble crusade against the sinful pornographers, aided by the lovable spirit of skin-tight leotard-wearing murderer, The Crimson Executioner! Your jock area will be positively aching with sympathy pains! Watch one of the most terrifying films ever made (in color in 1965 in March)!
ICWXP: Theres a new face around the theater! Well, a new head, actually. Enjoy the fun as the guys meet Zed the Head. Hes not what you would expect from your average disembodied zombie head. Hes really quite polite and sophisticated when hes not trying to tear your flesh from your bones and swallow your soul. Zed quickly becomes the target of sophomoric pranks-o'-plenty at the hands of Rick & Co.
As always, this offering is complete with six fun live action skits!
3:03 to 3:18 XD
redwallfan123 2 years ago
Seasons Greetings He-Man! Loved it!
spudmommy 2 years ago
The short is way scarier than the film.
TomSFox 2 years ago
If you're talking about the Rifftrax player, that thing never works anything close to right on my computer at all, so i have to play the mp3 old school and keep messin with the sync. glad it works for you though! :)
xTheDarkestRedx 2 years ago
No, it autosyncs it now. Sometimes it will glitch and go 1 second late, but just reload a chapter.
gruntfan91 2 years ago
I'll have to check it out! But of course there's no wacky puppets with Rifftrax and I gotsta keep messing with the sync. :(
xTheDarkestRedx 2 years ago
Well I just bought the rifftrax for star wars episode 4, and it was better than many episodes of MST3K in my opinion.
gruntfan91 3 years ago
I'm not convinced they would be this funny if they came back, honestly...
xTheDarkestRedx 3 years ago
"Wes Craven's 'Little Miss Muffet'"
LMFAO!!!!! You guys fucking rock! I can't wait to see this one.
1-2-3-4 "It's the worst film ever made, ever made, ever made, you will want to kill yourself, with a knife, with a spoon..."
HAHAHAHA!! Awesome! Love you guys!
~CORE
wwwcoginkcom 3 years ago 2
It seems you guys are getting better and better at this and this preview looks like you topped yourselves. Give us more,please!!!!
mrgb46 3 years ago