Johnny Crass - Internet Sandman (Parody of Metallica's Enter Sandman)

I'm sick of this fucking controversy Johnny Crass or Weird Al Yankovic, don't be stupid, please inform yourself before you comment.

Remember Metallica vs. Napster? Enter Napster

lyrics:

Make a list
Little Lars
Never seen a scar
Put his fans behind bars
Can't you see
MP3
Man you're stealin from me
You shoulda bought a CD

I keep my keyword open
I'm stealing your songs right now

We're in debt
From the internet
Sue our fans
Off to Napster Napster Land

Go to court
Close the site
Napster's down tonight
Now the judge says "alright"
Bunch of thieves
Bunch of liars
Steal our songs through the wire
You know we'll put up a fight

I keep my phone line open
I'm ripping your songs right now

We're in debt
From the internet
Sue our fans
Off to Napster Napster Land

Now I lay Lars down to sleep
I pray his copyrights to keep
If he gets poor before he wakes
He'll have to sell fries and shakes.

Hush little Larie, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the fans making bootleg tapes
I hope you choke on your sour grapes

We're in debt
From the internet
Screw the fans
We're in debt
From the internet
Sue our fans
Off to Napster Napster Land

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[edman1992]

@TheDirector1804 I'M NOT STUPID, YOU ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE ALL YOUR VIDEOS SUCKS AND NOBODY CARES WATCH THEM

[mikemurph]

Always thought this was wierd al, but checked it out, 100% Johnny Crass.

[ComedyNurd]

@TheDirector1804 Weird Al's parody of Enter Sandman is a POLKA parody. This doesn't even sound like Weird Al.

[MasterKanz]

not more funny..

[LordVerdo]

@thememoryremains100 And your name is The Memory Remains LOL. I see you like a song off of Reload.

[sebby4298]

@thememoryremains100 aw well wat can ya do? :D fair enough u think black album was better than kill em all ride the lightning and master of puppets... ur a fucked up fan but i can see by your name you prefer load and reload to them aswell :/

[thememoryremains100]

@sebby4298 also your dad should have worn a condom the day you were conceived lol

[sebby4298]

@thememoryremains100 nah they shouldnt have decided to travel on 27th september 1986

[thememoryremains100]

metallica should have stopped at the black album

[DemandSurrender]

@TheDirector1804 Get your facts right. All you have to do is listen to the end of the song to find out who originally wrote it..

Plus. find me the album where this song is on. I dare you.

[WOGI5M]

@thelegendoflink52 fuck offf

[thelegendoflink52]

I know I'll take flames for this comment, but downloading songs for free is illegal whether you like it or not. If you're going to download an mp3, do it by purchasing it. Lars may have gone too far with how he handled Napster, but he was right in doing it.