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  1. 1 HTC, Xbox One, and Amazon Worlds - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  2. 2 Xbox One, 'Halo,' and Apple - 90 Seconds on The... by TheVerge
  3. 3 Yahoo, PlayStation 4, and 'Star Wars Rebels' - ... by TheVerge
  4. 4 Yahoo, Wii U, and iTunes - 90 Seconds on The Verge by TheVerge
  5. 5 Google I/O, Microsoft, and Apple's App Store - ... by TheVerge
  6. 6 Google's music plans, BlackBerry, and 'Cosmos' ... by TheVerge
  7. 7 Associated Press, Daft Punk, and Robocop - 90 S... by TheVerge
  8. 8 Google Wallet, Lumia 928, and Stormtroopers - 9... by TheVerge
  9. 9 Amazon, YouTube, and the Nook - 90 Seconds on T... by TheVerge
  10. 10 Wiretapping, 'Diablo III,' and Caesars Palace -... by TheVerge
  11. 11 Syria's internet, BitTorrent, and Ray Harryhaus... by TheVerge
  12. 12 Adobe, Xbox, and Star Wars games - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  13. 13 Acer, Nook tablets, and a Twitter novella - 90 ... by TheVerge
  14. 14 Microsoft Surface, NYC taxi apps, and Instagram... by TheVerge
  15. 15 iOS 7, the FCC, and stop-motion atoms - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  16. 16 The first website, Path, and an archaeological ... by TheVerge
  17. 17 Google Now, Virgin Galactic, and Mac OS X - 90 ... by TheVerge
  18. 18 LivingSocial, Tim Cook, and @SummerBreak - 90 S... by TheVerge
  19. 19 Google, ABC, and 'Saturday Night Live' - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  20. 20 WWDC, Xbox, and Amazon's media streamer - 90 Se... by TheVerge
  21. 21 AP phishing, CBS vs. Aereo, and Apple 'surprise... by TheVerge
  22. 22 Futurama, Reddit, Homeland, and This American L... by TheVerge
  23. 23 Dreamliner, Wikileaks, 'Zombieland' TV: 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  24. 24 Twitter #Music, CISPA, and 'Dexter' - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  25. 25 Microsoft, Nintendo, and 'Star Wars' - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  26. 26 Facebook, Google Glass, and Mars One - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  27. 27 Boston, Microsoft, Dish - 90 Seconds on The Ver... by TheVerge
  28. 28 Facebook Home, CISPA, and 'The Overlook Hotel' ... by TheVerge
  29. 29 Panasonic plasma, 7-inch Surface, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  30. 30 Google Fiber, Sony 4K, and Mega Man FPS - 90 Se... by TheVerge
  31. 31 Fox, NASA, the new Xbox, and more - 90 Seconds ... by TheVerge
  32. 32 Google Fiber, WebKit vs. Blink, and Xbox - 90 S... by TheVerge
  33. 33 iOS 7, dark matter, and LucasArts - 90 Seconds ... by TheVerge
  34. 34 Apple's new iPhone, Amazon's new hire, and Prin... by TheVerge
  35. 35 Ouya, Goodreads, and more - 90 Seconds on The V... by TheVerge
  36. 36 Google Glass, PlayStation 4, and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  37. 37 Daft Punk, T-Mobile, and Apple exploits - 90 Se... by TheVerge
  38. 38 Apple's security, a new Pepsi bottle, and more ... by TheVerge
  39. 39 Eric Schmidt, iCloud two-step, and #Twitter7 - ... by TheVerge
  40. 40 Google Keep, Samsung's 4K TV, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  41. 41 Microsoft, Samsung's watch, and more - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  42. 42 EA, Google Keep, and 'Explain Like I'm Five' - ... by TheVerge
  43. 43 Mailbox, Samsung CEOs, and 'Blade Runner' - 90 ... by TheVerge
  44. 44 Galaxy S4, Google Reader, and Netflix 4K - 90 S... by TheVerge
  45. 45 Galaxy S4, Google Reader, and Netflix 4K - 90 S... by TheVerge
  46. 46 Andy Rubin, 'Veronica Mars,' and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  47. 47 Life on Mars, Vevo TV, and more - 90 Seconds on... by TheVerge
  48. 48 SXSW 2013, Tesla Model X, and 'The Clone Wars' ... by TheVerge
  49. 49 MakerBot Digitizer, 'Helix,' and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  50. 50 Facebook's new Feed, Apple's delay, and more - ... by TheVerge
  51. 51 EU fines Microsoft, Princess Leia, and more - 9... by TheVerge
  52. 52 Brooklyn drone, NCAA Twitter limits, and more -... by TheVerge
  53. 53 Apple's watch, a medical breakthrough, and more... by TheVerge
  54. 54 Apple v. Samsung, SpaceX, and Dafoe - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  55. 55 Bradley Manning, Motorola, and @pontifex - 90 S... by TheVerge
  56. 56 90 Seconds on The Verge: Wednesday, February 27... by TheVerge
  57. 57 Google+, PlayStation 4 downloads, and Vulcan - ... by TheVerge
  58. 58 webOS, Mobile World Congress, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  59. 59 Google Glass, the new Xbox, and more - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  60. 60 Chromebook Pixel, PlayStation 4, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  61. 61 Galaxy S IV, 'Destiny,' and the PlayStation 4 -... by TheVerge
  62. 62 Asteroids, meteorites, and Star Wars - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  63. 63 Tesla, Superman, and more - 90 Seconds on The V... by TheVerge
  64. 64 HP, Valve, and more - 90 Seconds on The Verge: ... by TheVerge
  65. 65 Martian debunk, Comcast takes NBC Universal, an... by TheVerge
  66. 66 Curiosity on Mars, Apple smartwatch, and more -... by TheVerge
  67. 67 Nemo, Macmillan, and the Boeing 787 Dreamliner ... by TheVerge
  68. 68 Mailbox for iPhone, Playstation 4, and Communit... by TheVerge
  69. 69 Monopoly, J.J. Abrams, 'Half-Life,' and Monty P... by TheVerge
  70. 70 Dell, a spinoff 'Star Wars,' and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  71. 71 Super Bowl, jailbroken iPhones, and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  72. 72 PlayStation 4, 'House of Cards,' and monkeys - ... by TheVerge
  73. 73 Grand Theft Auto V, Google Glass, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  74. 74 BlackBerry 10, Netflix vs. HBO, and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  75. 75 Office 2013, 500px for iPhone, and more - 90 Se... by TheVerge
  76. 76 #pornvine, and 'Star Wars' prequels - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  77. 77 HTC Mini, Apple cuts suppliers, and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  78. 78 Star Wars, Steve jOBS, and more - 90 Seconds on... by TheVerge
  79. 79 Apple earnings, Vine, and more - 90 Seconds on ... by TheVerge
  80. â–¶ Surface Pro, 500px, and more - 90 Seconds on Th... by TheVerge
  81. 81 'Baby Got Back,' one million to Mega, and more ... by TheVerge
  82. 82 Fast internet, faster lasers, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  83. 83 Aaron Swartz, Manti Te'o, and more - 90 Seconds... by TheVerge
  84. 84 Media violence, Facebook, and more - 90 Seconds... by TheVerge
  85. 85 Facebook Graph Search, Myspace, and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  86. 86 Aaron Swartz, CNET, and more - 90 Seconds on Th... by TheVerge
  87. 87 90 Seconds on The Verge: Friday, January 11, 2013 by TheVerge
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  89. 89 Surface Pro, Pebble, and more - 90 Seconds on T... by TheVerge
  90. 90 90 Seconds on The Verge: Tuesday, January 8, 2013 by TheVerge
  91. 91 90 Seconds on The Verge: Monday, January 7, 2013 by TheVerge
  92. 92 Zipcar, Eric Schmidt in North Korea, and more -... by TheVerge
  93. 93 90 Seconds on The Verge of 2013 by TheVerge
  94. 94 90 Seconds on The Verge: Thursday, December 20,... by TheVerge
  95. 95 TVii, Professor Steven Sinofsky, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  96. 96 Apple, Samsung, Foursquare, and more - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  97. 97 Google Maps, Twitter ratings, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  98. 98 Google Sync, Bilbo Baggins, and more - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  99. 99 Google Maps for iPhone, Apple TV, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  100. 100 EU patents, Office for iOS, and more - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  101. 101 Steambox, Twitter, Instagram, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  102. 102 Samsung vs. Apple, Wii U restrictions, and more... by TheVerge
  103. 103 Apple, Star Trek Into Darkness, and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  104. 104 Instagram, Mars, and more - 90 Seconds on The V... by TheVerge
  105. 105 Gmail, Facebook, and more - 90 Seconds on The V... by TheVerge
  106. 106 The Daily, Tumblr, and more - 90 Seconds on The... by TheVerge
  107. 107 iMacs, Facebook Photo Sync, and Redbox Instant ... by TheVerge
  108. 108 iTunes 11, Surface Pro, and more - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  109. 109 Windows Phone, Bungie, and more - 90 Seconds on... by TheVerge
  110. 110 Wii Mini, more Apple Maps fallout, and more - 9... by TheVerge
  111. 111 Gangnam Style, Wii U, and Star Wars - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  112. 112 90 Seconds on The Verge will be back on Novembe... by TheVerge
  113. 113 iPads, PlayStations, and more - 90 Seconds on T... by TheVerge
  114. 114 Spotify, 'Punch Quest,' and more - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  115. 115 Grand Theft Auto V, Google Fiber, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  116. 116 Sinofsky out, Nexus 4 in, and more - 90 Seconds... by TheVerge
  117. 117 Patent wars, Star Wars, and RIM - 90 Seconds on... by TheVerge
  118. 118 Apple vs. Samsung, Medal of Honor, and Lunar ba... by TheVerge
  119. 119 Angry Birds Star Wars, FaceTime, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  120. 120 Obama, Wii U, Microsoft Office... and Polygon -... by TheVerge
  121. 121 Election Night, Xbox Surface, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  122. 122 90 Seconds on The Verge: Monday, November 5, 2012 by TheVerge
  123. 123 'Surface' phones, iPad minis, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  124. 124 Apple's 'untrue' apology, Google's antitrust co... by TheVerge
  125. 125 AT&T / T-Mobile, Boxee, Kickstarter, and more -... by TheVerge
  126. 126 Windows 8 figures, Disney buys Lucasfilm, and m... by TheVerge
  127. 127 Nexus devices, Windows Phone 8, Apple shakeup -... by TheVerge
  128. 128 Surface, SmartGlass, Apple 'apologies,' and mor... by TheVerge
  129. 129 Apple, Apple, Google, Google - 90 Seconds on Th... by TheVerge
  130. 130 Windows Phone Verizon, Barnes & Noble, and Gala... by TheVerge
  131. 131 iPad mini and a brand new Mac lineup - 90 Secon... by TheVerge
  132. 132 Windows 8 apps, LG Nexus 4, and AMC TV - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  133. 133 Jelly Beans, Violentacrez, and more - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  134. 134 Android Event, Chromebook, and more - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  135. 135 Huawei, The Pirate Bay, and more - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  136. 136 90 Seconds on The Verge: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 by TheVerge
  137. 137 Xbox Music, space jumps, and more - 90 Seconds ... by TheVerge
  138. 138 90 Seconds on The Verge: Friday, October 12, 2012 by TheVerge
  139. 139 Softbank, Galaxy S III shrink, and more - 90 Se... by TheVerge
  140. 140 Microsoft, SpaceX, LG Nexus, and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  141. 141 Windows Phone, iPod Touch, and more - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  142. 142 Huawei, ZTE, Angry Birds Star Wars, and more - ... by TheVerge
  143. 143 LG Nexus, ThinkPads, and Steve Jobs - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  144. 144 Facebook's 1 billion, Windows 8's launch party,... by TheVerge
  145. 145 T-Mobile grows, iPad shrinks, and more - 90 Sec... by TheVerge
  146. 146 HTC One X+, NASA's 'earth sounds,' and more - 9... by TheVerge
  147. 147 Kindle Paperwhite, Ping R.I.P., and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  148. 148 Apple's apology, Facebook's gifts, and more - 9... by TheVerge
  149. 149 Facebook spam, Google Field Trip, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  150. 150 New Nook Tablets, Bad Piggies, and more - 90 Se... by TheVerge
  151. 151 Apple's "Google Maps" contract, BlackBerry's Ja... by TheVerge
  152. 152 iPhone 5 sales, Facebook privacy scares, and Ga... by TheVerge
  153. 153 iPhone 5 released, Galaxy Nexus, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  154. 154 Apple's maps, Walmart vs. Amazon, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  155. 155 HTC phones, iOS 6 and more - 90 Seconds on The ... by TheVerge
  156. 156 Twitter for iPad, Bioware, and more - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  157. 157 iPhone 5 pre-sale, Snapseed, and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  158. 158 HP smartphone, Black Mesa, and more - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  159. 159 Wii U news, iPhone 5 release info, and more - 9... by TheVerge
  160. 160 iPhone 5, new iPods, and more - 90 Seconds on T... by TheVerge
  161. 161 Project Glass, YouTube for iOS, LTE in the UK a... by TheVerge
  162. 162 New iPhone, Kindle Fire ads, and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  163. 163 Nokia's faked photos, Apple music, and more - 9... by TheVerge
  164. 164 90 Seconds on The Verge: Thursday, September 6,... by TheVerge
  165. 165 Nokia and Motorola events - 90 Seconds on The V... by TheVerge
  166. 166 New iPhone, Bad Piggies, and more - 90 Seconds ... by TheVerge
  167. 167 iPad mini, New Kindles, and more - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  168. 168 New Kindle Fire, Apple vs. Google, and more - 9... by TheVerge
  169. 169 Samsung magic, 4k Sony, and Horse_ebooks - 90 S... by TheVerge
  170. 170 Reddit, Bitcoin's woes, and more - 90 Seconds o... by TheVerge
  171. 171 Apple vs. Samsung, RIP Neil Armstrong, and more... by TheVerge
  172. 172 Apple v. Samsung, Amazon, and more - 90 Seconds... by TheVerge
  173. 173 90 Seconds on The Verge: Thursday, August 23, 2012 by TheVerge
  174. 174 FaceTime, T-Mobile Unthrottled, and more - 90 S... by TheVerge
  175. 175 Apple v. Samsung, Nintendo Power, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  176. 176 OnLive's woes, Apple vs. Motorola, James Franco... by TheVerge
  177. 177 Twitter's API, FaceTime over 3G, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  178. 178 New Instagram, Apple's smoking crack, and more ... by TheVerge
  179. 179 Galaxy Note 10.1, RIP mobile Flash, and more - ... by TheVerge
  180. 180 Google buys Frommers, Pebble interface, and mor... by TheVerge
  181. 181 Jaws on Blu-Ray, more iPhone rumors, and more -... by TheVerge
  182. 182 Google cracks down, Facebook settles, and more ... by TheVerge
  183. 183 Google fined, Ouya financed, and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  184. 184 Square meets Starbucks, Steam apps, and more - ... by TheVerge
  185. 185 iPhone rumors, Amazon games, and more - 90 Seco... by TheVerge
  186. 186 Mars, iOS drops YouTube, and more - 90 Seconds ... by TheVerge
  187. 187 Apple v. Samsung, Metro is dead, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  188. 188 Aereo pricing, Facebook Stories, and more - 90 ... by TheVerge
  189. 189 Windows 8 is complete, Digg is reborn, and more... by TheVerge
  190. 190 Nexus Q, Zynga, and the new Hotmail - 90 Second... by TheVerge
  191. 191 Apple v Samsung initiated, Microsoft Surface da... by TheVerge
  192. 192 Apple prototypes, Xbox dashboard, and more - 90... by TheVerge
  193. 193 Google Fiber and Internet Outages - 90 Seconds ... by TheVerge
  194. 194 AT&T, HTC First, and Kinect for Windows - 90 Se... by TheVerge
 

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Published on Jan 22, 2013

It's an unending battle, passed down from generation to generation. The only thing that truly changes is the name. The quickening? The reckoning? Does it matter? When pitted against destiny, we can only stop, look high to the horizon, and let it be known: this is 90 Seconds on The Verge.

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  • kombinatorics

    The next video will be their 1000th video. Better be some good stuff.

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  • Sean Matthews

    i think David does 90 seconds the best :3

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  • unoriginalmedia

    Paul miller is the best at 90 seconds on the verge

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    in reply to Sean Matthews (Show the comment)
  • georgiafbi

    My soul!

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  • VeritasVortex

    he has the eyes of a rapist

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  • Sean Matthews

    but he said his name was David?

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  • Daniel Giorgi

    surface pro for the europ?

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  • Rahat Khan RK

    I sometimes feel like David Pierce speaks somewhat like Taylor Swift

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  • Alton Melodeon

    February the 7th.. the hell

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  • degoban

    Apple are ridicolus

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  • claypool0

    Heh I can't imagine who still buys ios devices. You are basically only allowed to do what apple let's u do. You don't really own your own device that you overpay for.

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  • olesto

    The youtube flashplayer adds a second. Use HTML5 video instead if you want 90 seconds.

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