Hey, Rick Perry

We all know what this is in response to. Hope you enjoy! The lyrics are below:

Hey, Rick Perry,
Things're getting hairy
And I'm not ashamed
To admit this

Hey, Rick Perry
You should be a little wary
Cause blatant homophobia
Is kind of a hard thing to dismiss

And Christmas has just become
So commercialized
Yeah, in a Capitalist society,
I mean, I am so surprised

Yet, somehow, you seem to get
Oh so very upset
When they stop mentioning it by name
At every single store in the mall.

Hey, Rick Perry
Was your head a little airy
When you wrote a "Holiday Message" in
December of '92

Yeah,
Hey, Rick Perry
Your beliefs are contrary
You used the word 'holiday' 10 times,
Yet didn't mention Christmas once,
Have you been making up for that,
Every Sunday in the pew?

So, you think kids can't
Celebrate in school?
Well, when was the last time
You were in school?

Cause clearly you've never been
The only Jewish kid
At the high school Christmas jamboree
Having to give a speech about what Hanukkah means

And,
Hey Rick Perry
Isn't it scary
When two guys kiss
On Christmas Eve?

And,
Hey Rick Perry
Can they get married?
Isn't that something wrong with our country,
Especially one which claims that all men are equal
And that was actually made strong
because of its diversity, not faith,
But thanks for letting me know your a Christian
Cause I know Mitt Romney's a Mormon
And I've sort of been getting you two mixed up a lot,
I mean, you're both just so incredibly white bread that Attkins wrote about you in his book,
Oh, shoot, that sounded like a race thing,
I didn't mean it like a race thing,
Why you gotta twist my words like that?
Anyway, I just think that complaining about being oppressed in the same 30 seconds that you oppress someone else is kind of messed up,
But I guess who cares what I believe?

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