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@someguy672 u dont needit if u are either
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@mylife1221 room* I meant
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@gamerdragocasulkid Sadly, we don't have chairs in our house :( apart from armchairs :L you are lucky, because only sometimes my parents aren't home, but only for about 15 mins they are away, but luckily I don't get caught when I masturbate in the living rom :) I never have been caught once in a lifetime, even though I started at 7 years old O_o
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@mylife1221 im uncircumcised and do the same thing parents arent home so i can do it anywhere with nobody disturbing me so im lucky PS. if u have a chair tall enough to reach the nob angle it so that if Somebody pushes the door it will be forced to the ground and only way to get in is to brake the chair of move a not so heavy shelf infront of the door
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I'm uncircumcised, and I close my door (lock doesn't work, unfortunately);
Turn on my laptop;
Find a cheap porn site;
Find a reasonable video;
Play;
Start masturbating! :)
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Close my door, watch some porn, thats it
On a special occasion when no one is home
Go to bathroom and get baby oil (My lubricant)
watch porn, keep applying baby oil for as long as you masturbate
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for me,
1. Go to the nearest playground.
2. Dry rub it.
3. Scream loudly
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If you're not circumcised you don't need lube.
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@AidanFirmLegend Lol, my parents let me watch porn.
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what about nuttin in rubber gloves then pulling out of a flesh light
"watch some porn" i wish they were my parents. haha
AidanFirmLegend 7 months ago 67
this is as dirty as fingering your sister and finding your dads ring
MattxMorris 7 months ago 58