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Uploaded by on Oct 17, 2006

"You Can't Kill The Rooster," written by David Sedaris, read by Johnny Kinsman

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  • Best Sedaris story EVER. Thanks for the read....

  • This is great! You look like a younger, buff David. YUM!

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  • YEEEEEAAAHHHH THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER! AWWW YEEAAAH!! YA KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIIIIIEE!!!!!!

    Couldn't resist :}

  • I know why you cant kill the rooster but never say cant say should not

  • yes, just yes

  • Did you know we do this at home! I've read almost every Sedaris story we could get out loud to my husband, voices and all. "Rooster" is one of the best. The look on my husband's face when I yelled, "Bitch, what you need is some mutherfu**in' p**sy!!" is something I'll never forget.

  • looks like David from the neck up

  • I liked how you couldn't stop laughing at times! Thank you.

  • the rooster lives on!

  • I think I bought and gave away seven copies of "Me Talk Pretty One Day" when that paperback came out. This was one of my favorite stories. Thanks for reading and posting it!

  • enjoyed the reading. love the book.

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