Karl Pilkington's Childhood

Karl relives his childhood past, featuring gangsters, criminals, and love triangles.

i own nothing of this video, it is here for entertainment purposes only.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• karl
• pilkington
• ricky
• gervais
• steven
• merchant
• karl's
• diary
• the
• show

[NateKirch]

"Listen kids, don't get into trouble . . . because we're out there, and we'll get you."

[lambtrell]

Surveys have shown that 1 in every 667 people is a douche.

[gamegloss]

@no1diamondgeezer Thought I'd share my only real brush with violence as a child. Ironically, since then, the village has become almost entirely dependent on british tourists. I went back there a few years ago and the headmaster had been convicted of pedophilia, all hushed up by the mayory of course. Strange old world.

[no1diamondgeezer]

@gamegloss nice story

[gamegloss]

I remember being savagely bullied by almost the entire school along with some of the teachers. I grew up in a small french mountain village, the residents of which weren't too friendly towards brits.

Anyway, one day I had had enough of being physically and emotionally abused at the hands nasty children and even nastier adults, so I started attacking one of the odious little shits, when the teacher picked me up and placed me on the cupboard I slashed her face with a pair of craft scissors.

[tomitstube]

i got in a fight and chipped my tooth when i was about the same age. i got hit by a rock, it wasn't much later i was hit in the head by another rock by a neighbor kid and had to get stitches. blood everywhere. i had completely forgot about that until now.

[toomanyseths]

@lambtrell

You'll find that in fact it has gone up: 4 out of 974 people are douches. Which actually makes it 1 out of 244........god I've got too much time on my hands.

[x00Warhawk00x]

Wheatly from Portal 2.

[mengle2004]

i can't be dealing with this. LOL

[Rmg12]

@jamespg1993 scenes in school, scenes on the roads etc,

[jamespg1993]

@lankystudent how can a animation look american ?

[jamespg1993]

i thought they were at a school disco so why would they all be listening to a cop