Sean Connery's Favorite Things

Sean Connery shares some of his favorite things.

Download the song here: http://soundcloud.com/thomasproductions/sean-connerys-favorite-things

A parody of the song "My Favorite Things" by Richard Rodgers

LYRICS:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Changing some lyrics 'cause I'm not Von Trapp
I say that if it's not Scottish it's crap!

Driving fast cars, smoking cigars
Wearing lots of plaid
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Slivers on whips that give men forty lashes
Salmon that spawn and then swim down the stream
These are a few of my favorite things

Wearing no pants and inspecting my undies
Sitting on stools in the buff just for funsies
Not shaving my chest hair anytime soon
If I shaved at seven, it'd be back by noon!

Drinking whiskey, playing Skyrim
Not acting one bit
I sometimes remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel like sh*t

Surfing the net to find pics of Bob Saget
Telling a n00b on Xbox he's a f@ggot
Sampling chocolates that really aren't mine
I'll only stop if you catch me in time

Singing some carols to ward off a demon
Chatting with my BFF Morgan Freeman
Talking with Sean on the telephone line
I somehow find his company divine

Going to see, New Years Eve
Man that movie sucked!
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so f***ed!

Category:

Comedy

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[AnEProGamers]

I see you guys are getting into more bleeping.... LOL

[ChaosGameing]

&@&4@0/.&@6'loz

[losaface4]

Amazing, you guys are great.