cake mix in russian

this is the cakemix from portal but in russian....
what is says:

18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cups vegetable oil.
4 Large eggs.
One cup semi sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cup butter or margerine.
1 and 2/3 cup granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice
Fish shaped organic compounds
Sediment shaped sediment
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resin
and Volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cup granulated rhubarb
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire
One large rhubarb
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives , deep prenetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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Gaming

Tags:

• russian
• portal
• cakemix

[SirAlfredAshford]

ревень , ревень , ревень, ревень не могли бы вы действительно сделать пирог с ревенем чепчик

[kurt059]

@SirAlfredAshford да вы могли бы

[hunterziegelmann]

Sounds more robotic...

[kurt059]

@hunterziegelmann it is a robot who says it

[OXOTHUK101]

cool клёво )) вкусный наверное тортик ))

[kurt059]

Да, это было бы.

[Ethercast]

And vodka.

[Sawa421i]

@Ethercast What kind of stereotypes?

[lixechan]

Thanks! :D this is really interesting <3

[mrliberty20]

at 0:10 sounds k=like it said shit

[MichaelCox]

@origindirewolf

that's the fish shaped stuff.

[origindirewolf]

in russian rhubarb is rapekip.

[0YtsanBlowout0]

In Russia, lie is cake mix!