The Dropped Chalk Story Parody

My version of the massively popular religious story involving a nefarious atheist professor, his despicable desire to disprove the existence of God, a piece of chalk, and the little Christian who stood up for his beliefs.

THIS one should keep us all thinking.

The changes start at 1:29 of the video.

NOTE:
I am very much aware that this didn't really happen. I talked about it at length in this blog entry: http://bit.ly/ayqGDd

Other sources:
USC denies the truth of this story:
http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/dt/V136/N04/04-philoso.04c.html
This story on snopes.com:
http://www.snopes.com/religion/chalk.asp

I write messed-up stuff every day at http://caloyelboy.blogspot.com/

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Tags:

• atheist
• atheism
• professor
• dropped
• chalk
• student
• Christian

[luckylongarm1]

cool story bro

[CaloyAurellano]

@luckylongarm1 Kthxbye.

[videogamemaster700]

um, ok. WOW. whad kind of ding-a-ling would make this video?

[CaloyAurellano]

@videogamemaster700 The rational kind?

[CaloyAurellano]

@KhristChild I'm a fool? Well, you're going to hell. Matthew 5:22 says "...anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell" Oops. You'd better repent! Haha. I'm just kidding.

Look, we're getting a bit hostile here and I think that's my fault. I'm sorry. I just get so into these kinds of debates. Perhaps we can agree to disagree. And just as you'll pray to your god for me, I'll pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that you might one day be free from the shackles of religion.

[MrLawrenceV]

I like this version.  Which is far more likely to have happened if something like this were to occur in a college class.

[Lilwafwafjr]

This is the wrong story

[Marlon01021974]

This is some kind of blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.

[curiousgeorge1940]

One more BS vid - Four minutes of your life wasted !!!!



[downyourtube]

Everyone in on this planet must listen. Hidden in what I found- it speaks of the past, prestent and future. I know whats coming and with all my heart and soul- I'm telling you now as loud as I can- follow the Jesus of the King James 1611 and read all his words as you plainly see them and follow Him with all your soul. There are 2 K/kings coming to claim what belongs to them, know who you serve, for they know who to claim. Please, time is so short.

[kacielaurenTube]

arcasm you have issues. Even if God wasnt real, the fact that you'd make fun of a story like this is just sickening. I don't go around making videos telling you you're an idiot..what gives you the right to do it to us? Yes, of course Christians arent perfect. Hahaha I'm pretty sure that's what our philosophy is all about. But it's about a perfect God. When did it become so much about Christians and their flaws? Anyway, point is this is messed up. And could really hurt some feelings. Jus sayin..

[kacielaurenTube]

Christianity is just awful. I mean apparently God is just a demon. I mean look, He loved us so much that He took place of all the stupid things we've done and died for us. And now He's making us this paradise that we can have if we just believe. What an awful man. Hey, let's run around on YouTube and make videos to make fun of this guy who loves us more than anyone else. Or better yet, let's push allthe people He loves away from Him. That'll really prove some points...if you didn't pick up my s

[paulpizzey1973]

I wanna punch a christian, I wanna punch a christian. Me me me.