Comedian Jeff Allen on Exercising and Dieting

http://www.jeffallencomedy.com Christian Comedian Jeff Allen's hilarious take on diet and exercise.

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[BRD85]

How do these debates happen on a comedy video? Just enjoy the video! This guy is funny!

[JefferyAlan01]

so this is what stand up is like when you use clean material. very good

[oaaserud]

@GrimmThePhantom wierd how radiometric dating seems to be right when its tested =) christians are thought much crap thats not true, like the speed of light is not constant when its pretty much a nature law. we KNOW for a fact that our universe is atleast 14.5 billion years old, yet you stick to your dumb religion which has NO EVIDENCE and have been a pain in the ass for humanity for thousands of years. religion is, and wil allways be needed for weak and dumb people

[GrimmThePhantom]

@oaaserud Those radiometric dating processes have 3 assumptions that will never be answered by an ignorant atheist scientist: The rate from father to daughter element has always been constant is an assumption that cannot be proven. The subject has been isolated so that father element cannot be added and daughter element cannot be removed is another. We know the original amount of father and daughter elements is another assumption. Go ahead, prove that these assumptions are true.

[oaaserud]

@GrimmThePhantom hahahah, what are they teaching you!? read about carbon dating in wikipedia, instead of saying retarded stuff =) there are not one, but over 100 ways to PROVE our planet is over many millions year old, none to prove its 6.000, except a book which is as real as harry potter. Equalibrium will never be reached, read about it. speed of light is constant and cannot be changed by gravity, but its path can be changed, and we see when it has been changed. LEARN

[GrimmThePhantom]

@oaaserud Carbon 14 dating has an assumption which makes it impossible. C14 comes into the, absorbed by plants, and plants eaten by animals. When an organism dies it stops eating and stops C14 cycle so the amount of C14 in it breaks down. If the earth is millions of years, we would have reached the point where the amount coming in and coming out is the same, we have not reached this and it is called equalibrium. Speed of light is not entirely constant and can be effected by gravity.

[oaaserud]

@GrimmThePhantom the speed of light in vacuum is CONSTANT, meaning it will not change, and we can see stars that are 10 billion light years old, meaning we are atleast 10 billion years old, this is FACT that cannot change. we have found axes that are 100.000 thousand years old and building much older, paper wont last that long you know, and paintings over 100.000 old. salt can change over time, dating things back to time they use carbon14 etc which also proves our planet is old.

[GrimmThePhantom]

@oaaserud Last I've checked: I see many stars, my computer works and the speed of light is efficient AND the earth is 6,000 years old. Did you know that the oldest scroll ever found is about 5,000 years old? Shouldn't we find older things? Shouldn't there be more salt in the oceans if the earth was billions of years old?

[oaaserud]

@GrimmThePhantom haahhaha.. if our planet is 6.000 years old you wouldnt see more than 15 stars in the night sky all together, your computer wouldnt work, nor would anything that relays on the speed of light. now trow your bullshit story into the trash, and learn something about the fuckin planet you live on

[GrimmThePhantom]

@oaaserud Allow me to explain this to your ignorent mind: We made computers. We designed everything of the computer and all of it's functions...BUT we are not of the computer. Is this starting to sink in yet? Try this: Salt is entering the ocean faster than it is escaping. If the earth is billions of years old, there should be more salt in the oceans than there are today.

[oaaserud]

@GrimmThePhantom hahaha. your retardedness still amazes me.. saying bullshit stories wont make it real, proof will. and the proof of your story aint even believed by christian scientists, and they believe anything. learn about space dude, if god is outside space, then he couldnot have created it. your say retarded things that proofs you have no information or knowledge about the subject at all. read something thats not religious so you actually learn something

[GrimmThePhantom]

@oaaserud The Ark, which was found in one of the valleys of Mt. Arat the landing site. It is also the same size, it also has been dug into to find petrified wood, timbers, and stone bolts. "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." That says He created time, space, and matter and is outside of it. I shall repeat: "In the beginning (time) God created the heavens (space) and the earth (matter)." You've seem to have given up on the supernova argument.