Uploaded on Aug 1, 2011
Paramedic: he uhh, he says he was a Trex a long time ago and there's, there's a possibility he's pregnant with a t rex.
Officer: sir, you're pregnant with a dinosaur?
Man: it's highly possible.
Officer: can you tell me how you got... pregnant?
Man: from smoking. the tobacco, i smoke a lot of ciagrettes. annnd, tobacco has thoughts, i come from a family of magicians, and it gathers - like a circle...in your stomach, and it wants to be a person. and i've had the desire to have a family, ya know? have a child.
Officer: who's the father?
Man: Uh, me.
Officer: who's the mother?
Man: in dinosaurs, the man can get pregnant. i'm the keeper of the eggs, ya.
Officer: so, you're going to have an egg?